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Apparantly the CIA intercepted several Iraqi intelligence agents at Blockbuster while they were trying to rent “Weekend at Bernies”!
Could they trying to keep the regime alive?
Bwa ha ha ha! Thanks for making me laugh.
Damn they’re crafty! They knew not to rent the woefully inadequate “Weekend at Bernies II”.
On the other hand, if Saddam has been killed they might need to rent WaBII in order to find out how to re-animate him.
Or, if there’s not a lot left of him, they can rent Sleeper and learn how to clone him from his nose.
Or Re-Animator, if they prefer the glowing-reagent-makes-idiot-homicidal-zombie alternative.
How’s about Soylent Green? That way they can get rid of those Oil for Food people :). Well, maybe this is a bit of a stretch. As big as he looked on camera, we have to remember that the camera adds ten pounds.
Actually, they could just rent W@B II & W@B III because all they really need to know about the first one is that he’s dead.
Apparently they also tried to rent The Boys from Brazil so they could clone his brain like Hitlers in order to preserve his military genius.
Unfortuneately it was out so they rented The Sixth Day and Jurrasic Park instead…with hilarious results!
How would that version differ from what they have now?