Ok, you remember Whose Line is it Anyway?, right? Well, I always liked the segments entitled, Irish Drinking Song… So I decided to start a thread. Here’s my attempt at a verse of one. The topic: bus drivers
Oh, my father was a bus driver
was drinking every day
a shot of scotch for breakfast
and vodka on the way
my mother, she would beat him
and throw him off the bus
and then she said, “I’d rather ride with a drunken octopus!”
*[if it’s pronounced like I intended, it rhymes with the next line]