irish drinking song

Ok, you remember Whose Line is it Anyway?, right? Well, I always liked the segments entitled, Irish Drinking Song… So I decided to start a thread. Here’s my attempt at a verse of one. The topic: bus drivers

Oh, my father was a bus driver
was drinking every day
a shot of scotch for breakfast
and vodka on the way
my mother, she would beat him
and throw him off the bus

and then she said, “I’d rather ride with a drunken octopus!”

*[if it’s pronounced like I intended, it rhymes with the next line]

I don’t get it. Are we supposed to write verse 2 of drunken Bus drivers?

:confused:

With a wack fol de dol de day
wack fol de da dee oh de day de doooooh
I’d rather ride with a drunken octopus.

Write a verse of your own… any topic.

…Oh I got 8 pints of Guiness in my tentacles…
the more I drink, the less I feel my testicles…
Filler up filler up filler up! up! up!
Or else I’m a-gonna miss mah school bus! OY!..

Oh. Now ya tell me. :rolleyes: