Iron Chef Part Quattro

The scary fortune teller has just informed me I need to focus on work concerns or face a harsh financial future (e.g. my current project has the original Impossible Schedule from Hell).

I’ll just have to say that I’m glad I don’t have time to try and judge this battle… what a theme!

What masterful recipes - I think it was really a good match.

Best of luck in the future, and I’ll be seeing you all in a couple of weeks. I’ll be the pale lady with black circles under her eyes, eraser in her hair, and a trashed, relieved look of ‘finally done’ on my face.

Ziactrice

Thanks for answering, Chef Troy.

I’d like to add that the egg whites are used because they have magical purifying properites. The proteins in the egg whites attract all those little impurities and help clarify the stock. It’s really a sight to behold, actually.

To demonstrate the consomme technique, my Chef Instructor had ran a large can of tomato fillets briefly through a food processor until it was about the texture of a lumpy slush, dumped in about a dozen egg whites, and let it simmer. Thirty minutes later, he had this perfectly clear yellow-red broth that tasted powerfully of tomatoes. Not one impurity in sight. Cool stuff.

Ziactrice, no problem, I understand work concerns. Feel free to rejoin when you can.

I only have a few minutes to post right now, so I’m going to have to dispense with the descriptions and such this once.
:: dramatic music ::

The winner is…

Javamaven1


		Javamaven1		Iron Chef Troy

Astroboy		20			19
Scylla			18			16
Hamlet (& Ophelia)	17			16
Jekeira			19			18
Tornado Siren		17			18
Wring			15			16
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			105			103
Average Score		18			17

In an incredibly tight battle, Javamaven1 has beaten Iron Chef Troy!
Iron Chef Javamaven, do not rest on your laurels. Your challenger will be Tornado Siren. The theme ingredient will be announced sometime today.

Chairman Fenris

I knew I shouldn’t have mouthed off in Scylla’s benevolent despot thread.

Sigh… I’m a George Bush.

I’m a one-termer. sobs

I typed this up once and a <censored> power loss killed it.

Our battle today is between returning challenger Tornado Siren and current Iron Chef Javamaven.
Our ingredient today can be found all over the world. But New Mexico is where my fondest memories of the ingredient comes from. In early fall their evocative scent, as they’re roasted, brings tears to my eye and a hunger in my belly. I try to travel down to New Mexico once a year to get a bushel.

Today’s ingredient is

:: red spotlight plays on the smoke as the ingredient rises, brilliantly colored ::

Chilis.
Several varities of chilies as a matter of fact. Anaheim (very mild) Jalapenos (medium), Serrano (somewhat hot) , Bird Peppers (very hot), Habaneros (extremely hot) and Scotch Bonnet (nuclear. To my tastes, scoville units aside, Scotch Bonnets are far hotter than Habaneros)
Each dish must contain at least one type of chili.

Cooking will last until 8:00 PM, MST Sunday night. Tasting and judgement will begin at the deadline or when both chefs have submitted their recipes, whichever comes first.
Allez Cuisine!

Chairman Fenris

(More chili info can be found here )

yum, yum, yum!!! oh, this will be very exciting! and so versitile! and since we have a wide assortment of peppers available at home, we’ll be able to actually try some of them, too! most excellent choice, Fenris-san
let the brib- I mean, cooking begin!

Challenger Tornado Siren is now donning her asbestos gloves and running out to her garden to pick some fresh peppers. What a wonderful ingredient, Chairman Fenris. I will enjoy this one immensely.

Oh my! This should be one for the ages. I guess the advantage has to go to Javamaven, seeing as she’s working in a Mexican restaurant.

On the other hand Tornado Siren really pulled some startling surprises in her first go around in kitchen stadium. Based on her “go for it,” style of cooking I’d say anything can happen. This ingrediennt really plays into the “wild card” meal that Tornado seems so adept at.

You know that’s gotta be weighing on Javamaven’s mind and both competitors are going to have to pull out all the stops if they want to win.

I’m trembling with anticipation.

Picture it. Sunday. Your day off. It’s going to be a lazy day spent lounging around,listening to music, watching some tv, thinking about all the chores you need to do, working on a puzzle, and EATING. My menu will be presented in a breakfast, lunch, supper, late night munchie format.

Breakfast comes to you in bed, served on a silver platter.
Large peppers stuffed with homemade sausage have been baked in the oven with just a touch of cheese on top. Served with a Denver style omelette filled to bursting with cheese, onions, peppers, tomatoes and a bit of the sausage.
After a grueling morning telling the kids to leave you alone, you are more than ready for lunch. Pull that tv tray in front of your favorite easy chair and kick back to enjoy a bowl of spicy chicken soup, flavored with mild peppers served with a classic southern dish of okra tomatoes and peppers, and a hunk of pepper cornbread.

The sun is setting and now its suppertime. How about beef?
Round steak pounded till flat and then rolled around a marvellous stuffing (not gonna tell ya what it will be yet. Want you to be surprised). Skewers of onions, and peppers have been blowtorched and placed around the steak for a crispy hot shish-kebab.
Now, its time to pop your favorite movie into the DVD player and relax and enjoy the last few hours of your day. While you watch, enjoy a bowl of apple-pepper chutney with your choice of dipping mediums. Crusty bread or cornchips.

Now…roll off to bed. It’s been a long day, and you have to work tomorrow.
Recipes will follow later this afternoon. I am still experimenting, but wanted to get something posted.

Oh, sure… you’re all going to suddenly pretend you’ve got lives. I get it. No problem.

I’ll just go first and expose myself to ridicule.

Here goes…

Homemade sausage-stuffed peppers
with Denver Style omelette
Sausage

1 Lb ground pork butt
1 1/2 tsp Salt
2 tsp Pepper
1 1/2 Tsp Sage
1/2 tsp thyme
2 tbsps very finely chopped habanero peppers
1/4 cup ice water


Refrigerate ground pork until it is very cold (just above freezing).
In a medium sized bowl, mix all the other ingredients together. Add ground pork
to water and spices and thoroughly mix it all together. Use your hands, it works
best.

Take 8 anaheim peppers. Deseed peppers. Spread them open taking care not to
break them completely and fill each one with the sausage. Lay the peppers in a shallow baking dish
sausage side up and cook for 20 minutes at 350 degrees.

Omelette

3 eggs
3 tblsps water
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 cup sharp cheddar cheese
1/8 cup each of chopped green peppers and onions
2 tbsps chopped jalapeno peppers
1/4 cup sliced mushroom
Fresh tomato slices

Sautee onions, green peppers, and jalapenos in 1 tbsp olive oil until
onions are translucent but peppers are still crisp.

Whisk together eggs salt and water.

Pour into well buttered and well heated skillet. Put pepper and onion mixture, mushrooms, and
cheese onto egg. Cook for 1 minute, then fold egg in half. After folding, cook for 30 seconds more.
Turn and cook for another 30 seconds. Transfer onto
large plate. Decorate top with fresh tomato slices, and place peppers around the
Omelette. Crumble a tablespoon of feta cheese onto each sausage pepper, and serve.

Spicey Surprise (a real big surprise, if you don’t like okra)
3 oxtails
1 pound fresh okra cleaned and chopped into small medallions.
1 small onion, chopped
1/2 cup medium chopped bird peppers
1/4 cup butter
1 1/2 tsp sugar
1 tsp salt
2 stalks celery, destringed and chopped
5 medium sized tomatoes

In medium stock pot brown oxtails. Cover with water, add salt and pepper to taste.
Boil for several hours to create a rich stock. Strain and return to stock pot.

Peel tomatoes. Roughly chop and then add to stock. Cook for approx 1 hour. Saute okra in 1/4 cup butter
with onions and bird beppers. Add okra mixture to stewing tomatoes together with 1 tsp salt, 3 tsps fresh basil (finely chopped)
and 1 1/2 tsp sugar. Simmer for 25 minutes over medium heat. Ladle into Brown earthenware bowls. Slice cornbread into thick slices and place
on top of each bowl.

Cornbread

1 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup yellow cornmeal
1/2 cup white sugar
1 teaspoon salt
3 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1 egg
1 cup milk
1/3 cup bacon drippings
1/4 cup deseeded, finely chopped anaheim pepper

Combine all ingredients in a bowl. Pour into well greased 9 inch pan, and bake for 25
minutes in oven (preheated to 400). Serve hot.

Chicken Soup with Zing

2 tablespoons olive oil
1 white onion, diced
3 tablespoons finely diced
4 Scotch bonnet peppers,sliced
6 cups chicken stock
1/8 cup fresh lime juice
1/8 cup white wine
1/4 tsp lime zest
1 tomato, seeded and diced
salt and pepper to taste
1 avacado peeled and cut into slices
1/4 cup chopped fresh cilantro
Directions
Use your favorite chicken stock recipe and reserve 2 cups of shredded meat.
In large saucepan over medium heat, cook onion, garlic, and peppers in olive oil
until lightly browned. Add chicken stock, chicken, wine, lime juice, lime zest, tomatoes and salt and pepper.
Simmer for another 20 minutes. Stir in cilantro and remove from heat. Pour into individual bowls and place 2 slices of avacodo in
each bowl.

Stuffed steak-pepper kebabs

1 lb round steak
1/4 cup yellow corn meal
1 egg, well beaten
2 bell peppers, deseeded, roughly chopped
1 onion, peeled, cut into wedges
2 cups of olive oil
8 roasted serrano peppers
1/2 cup sour cream

Cut round steak into 8 equal portions. Place portion of steak between
pages of plastic wrap, pound, flattening to 1/8 inch. Remove wrap.
Cut one pepper in half, open, and place on center of steak portion. Cover again with
wrap, and flatten pepper to steak. Remove wrap. Roll steak with pepper inside
into a tight tube shape. Hold tube shape with toothpick. Repeat with
all serving portion.
Preheat 2 cups of olive oil in medium saucepan to 400 F.
Dip meat rolls into egg, coat with corn meal, and drop one at a
time into hot oil. Fry for 2 minutes. Remove and drain.
Remove toothpicks from meat rolls. Insert meatrolls onto skewers,
alternating with bell pepper and onion.
Utilize handy kitchen blowtorch to crisp the outsides of the vegetables.
Serve with sour cream.

Pepper Chutney and Bruschetto

4 cups Golden delicious apples, cored, peeled and finely diced.
1/4 cup finely diced jalapeno peppers
1/2 tsp minced garlic
1/4 cup minced onion

3 tbsp brown sugar
1 cup white dessert wine
1/4 tsp cinnamon
1/8 tsp nutmeg
1/8 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp dry mustard
1/4 tsp salt

Combine all ingredients in a large pan. Cover and bring to a boil. Uncover and simmer for 1 1/2 hours, until thickened. Refrigerate. Serve in large bowl surrounded
by bruschetto. In this chef’s opinion, nothing goes better with this than a cold dark beer.

Bruschetto

1 loaf French bread (bought or homemade. My recipe for french bread follows)
2 cloves garlic, (finely minced), jarred garlic or garlic powder
Fresh parsley, chopped
Fresh basil, chopped
Extra virgin olive oil
Slice bread in 1/2-inch thick slices. Brush with oil and garlic. Broil until golden. Sprinkle with chopped fresh basil and parsley. Drizzle lightly with oil and serve immediately.

French bread

5-6 cups flour
2 packages dry yeast
1 1/2 tsps salt
2 cups warm water
corn meal

In a large bowl mix 1 3/4 cups flour, salt and yeast.
Stir in 2 cups warm water. Mix vigorously for 3 to 4 minutes.Add as much remaining flour as you can using a spoon, then transfer to floured surface and knead in remaining flour. You should knead for a
MINIMUM of 5 minutes to get the texture just right. Place kneaded dough into greased bowl and let rise for 1 1/2 hours. Divide dough in half
Roll out each half into a rectangle approx 10x8 inches long . Roll up from the long end.
Place onto baking sheet dusted with corn meal and let rise for another 45 minutes.
Bake in 375 degree oven for 40 minutes. Cool on rack completely.

gosh, it’s awfully quiet in here. I’ve assembled all the peppers, gotten my Dr. Pepper out, and been peppering my friends with requests. so, where’s the chefs???

We haven’t heard from Iron Chef Javamaven1 since her astounding victory. I’m inclined to grant an extension, if needed.

Chairman Fenris

This has never happened in Kitchen Stadium before. Since Javamaven1 has been such a good and consistent poster, and since we’ve heard nothing from her, I’m inclined to assume that there’s turmoil or just extreme busyness in her personal or professional life.
Therefore, I’m inclined to grant until tomorrow evening, 8:00 PM (MST). If we don’t hear something by then, I’d like the judges to critique Tornado Siren’s dishes and we’ll grant a win by default so that the contest can continue.

I throw the floor open to the judges and Tornado Siren for their opinions.

Chairman Fenris

It’s very odd, and disappointing, and somewhat worrisome. I agree to allowing Javamaven an extension. Tornado Siren, in the meantime, good work.

Man… talk about ghost-town.

The lack of any posts is just kind of freaky.

This the new OmegaMan thread?

I have no problem with the extension. Winning by default is not exactly satisfying (ask G.W. Bush), but… hey… since the alternative is probably another ignominious loss, who am I to quibble?

Chairman Fenris, you are right on all accounts. Turmoil and business in all aspects of my life have plagued my week.

I’m alive and breathing, but I’m wondering if that’s really a good thing at the moment. :slight_smile:

I ask if at all possible, for an extention until Tuesday evening, if it is acceptable to all, particularly my challenger, for I know how much work goes into preparing and writing a menu.

Tuesday will be fine. But man…I dont know how that omelette is gonna be after another 2 days in the fridge. They just do NOT keep well.

Glad to see you’re ok Javamaven1. Tuesday, 8:00 PM will be fine, however, I am going to do something unprecedented.

Tornado Siren, you may reconfigure your menu, descriptions, or recipes, if you desire to, in the intervening time. As you said, your omlette has been sitting here for several days. There are both advantages and drawbacks to this offer, but the choice is yours.

Chairman Fenris

We were all set to respond to Tornado’s recipes, but now will defer judgment until tommorrow. We look forward to being smarmy again!

:;turns on the lights:: Hey, where is everybody???

::sniff sniff:: I don’t smell any cooking going on in here, did I enter the wrong studio? ::looks around, sees empty beer bottles, and odd assortment of what must be exotic herbs - wonder why they look charred?::

::steps over slumbering judges. sees Fenris sans’ snazzy white jacket lying uncermoniously in a heap, with odd splotches of sauces:: Hmmmmm.

Well, no time like the present. ::Whistles loudly:: “Come on down”

::UCLA marching band enters the studio, along with a parade of dancing bears, clowns, acrobats and assorted women in tutus and tights. at least we think they are women::