Iron Chef part San

Chef Scylla first up:
Points for inclusion of a dessert item, this was a substantial challenge and you met it with finesse. Love the name ‘menage a trout’, however, I agree with the poster who questioned the Cordon Blue application - the whole deep fry/ham/swiss w/ trout didn’t fly with me. It almost felt like you found the name first then attempted to come up with 3 applications to fit and lost steam on the third (sorry). I was also disappointed at the relatively heavy meat/rice proportions in general (ie lack of other vegetables to broaden the meal). But, I also agree with others that your soup would win major awards. Points, too for presentation - the soup, clay baked & dessert item in particular.

Challenger **Tornado Siren **

The salsa sounded devine - I think you made an excellent choice for a first course. I also admire the variety that you presented - from semi sweet, to smoked and spicey even. Very daring. You avoided the pitfall of relying too heavily on the fish/rice combo, by offering up an excellent variety of vegetables to complement the meal.

Where I was disappointed, however, were in two major areas - 1. Lack of a dessert type item - I admit that the challenge was great, but there options here to connect with a theme.

  1. Hmmm, that standby of the edible bowl. If you’re going to do that, I’d suggest some different twist on it - perhaps in the shape of the item or add a ‘new’ ingredient to the bread.

that having been said, I felt that your actual dishes would be more pleasing to the palette. Very interesting use of cranberry, cilantro etc.

:: looking very taken aback.

Siren, my deepest apologies about the cilantro - my eyes must have been fogged by lack of sleep. I didn’t judge based on thinking it lacking, since I didn’t think it was part of a civeche, just so you know.

<gad… I didn’t mean to be such a cold fish. ;-P> Again, very sorry for my lapse.

And I misread one of Scylla’s recipes as well.

Apologies all around…
Next time, I am not doing this at midnight… and I am taking notes.

Terribly sorry for my confusion, gentlemen.
(I did say I’m an amateur cook, at least, in the ‘fair warning given’ excuse vein…)

::Pounds head on wall::

I’m SO SO Stupid! Why did I do the Ham and Swiss?

I could have broiled, I could have barbecued, I could have made succulent meatballs in a cream sauce, I could have pickled the trout with sour cream, I could have made a mousse (yecchh,) I could have made Sushi. I could have made my world famous “law of the fish mutant roast.” I could have made trout and shrimp in a wine sauce with tiny ham chunks. I could have made a friggin’ casserole, 'fer chrissakes! There were tons of other choices.

Why oh why did I do the ham and swiss?

::smiles weakly:: I like it. I do it with bass, and flounder (better with the bass, I’ll admit) I think it’s yummy.

::raises hands to the sky:: How can they not like ham and swiss on a fish? What has this world come to?

::Sobs uncontrollably::

::Opens one eye to see if he’s winning any sympathy points::

Well! There was more to him than gold lamé dinner jackets all along. Again, I scored each dish separately and then averaged the results for my final score.

Trout Woodsman Soup:
This is indeed a creative recipe. The flavors work well together and it’s easy to imagine a fragrant dutch ovenful of this bubbling over a campfire.
I do want to take issue with one thing, however: the instructions given for fish stock. I’ve made a lot of soup (I’m working on a cookbook devoted to it) and I think the Iron Chef has instructed us to simmer the trout stock both for far too long and at much too high a heat level. While long simmering times are the way to go for other kinds of stock, seafood stock should be simmered for no longer than 20 minutes or so, lest an unpleasant bitterness and off taste contaminate it - especially if cooked at near boiling! I would suggest bringing it to a boil and then simmering it at a much lower heat level. Other than that, however, this is a very creative entry and it sounds delightful. (Presentation?)

Menage a Trout:
I was delighted by the cleverness of the name. As with an actual menage a trois, however, not all three participants were equally satisfying. In order:

[ul][li]Clay-Baked Trout - outstanding. this method of preparation results in a very moist consistency, and the vegetables and garlic have perfumed the fish in the hard clay shell, as well as soaking into the wild rice. The whimsical decoration on top is a nice touch, too.[/li][li]Spicy Blackened Trout - Of course my cajun-creole heart applauds the idea of blackening things, but I wonder if trout is too delicate a fish to stand up to this sort of treatment. Ah well, I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt. The brown rice is an interesting improvement on the boring white rice that all too often accompanies blackened seafood outside of Louisiana, though I’d prefer cajun dirty rice instead - it would be the most authentic choice.[/li][li]Trout Cordon Bleu - An interesting idea, but one I think is better suited to a sandwich presentation. Put this on a toasted roll with a smear of tartar sauce that’s been lightened with sour cream, and some shredded lettuce, and I would be happy to eat it. As a knife-and-fork item, though, I think it would fall apart too easily. Moreover, I find the idea of fish and cheese to be a queasy juxtaposition unless there’s some breading keeping them from fighting, like the bouncers on the Springer show. And if you’re going to present triple-rice overkill in one presentation, at least make sure that all three contribute something to the effect. White rice is the bubble-wrap of this nicely wrapped package. [/ul][/li]
Overall, I enjoyed this entree trio, but it was like a three-legged stool with one leg that’s too short.

Trout or Dare: Scylla redeems himself with this daring dessert. I don’t know if I would have chosen butter pecan for the ice cream - it seems too assertive, I would have perhaps gone for lemon custard to complement the berries. Fried fish skin is a guilty pleasure of mine, and with the berries it was almost like a northeastern Native American version of pemmican. VERY creative and a shining example of the clever presentation I’ve come to expect from these contests. Bravo!

Mr. Chairman, I’ll email you my scores right away.

Chef Troy:

The presentation of the soup was in earthenware bowls with wooden spoons, in my presentation post.

I have had the poblem you described with fish stocks in the past. Sauteeing the bones first seems to alleviate this. Thanks for the tip though, I’ll experiment with lower temperature cooking of fish stocks.

I’ve sent my scores to Fenris at the address listed in his SDMB profile. Let me know if you don’t get them, boss.

OH yes.

I remember now.

I also remember that you promised us bannock and then didn’t deliver. Phlbth.

I have recieved scores from the following judges:
wring
Chef Troy
Javamaven1
Jekeira
and Ziactrice

Judging will be open for about another hour and a half. I will post results late this evening or early tomorrow. (Sorry everyone, but Chairman Fenris is goin’ out tonight!)

Chairman Fenris

A note for the contestants: despite what Chef Troy claimed not all of us judges are foodies, and salsa with trout tells me much more than ceviche ever would. No need to dumb yourselves down, but defining your terms would be useful for those of us non-chefs.

Now onto the judging:

Tornado Siren:

Trout Ceviche: Sounds like a fine start to a fine meal. A meaty spicy start.

Cashew Trout with Rice: I am not one for nuts but the flaky trout in a light soy sauce sounds quite tasty.

VEggie Stuffed Rainbow Trout with cranberry sauce: It sounds like a fine balancing of flavors though I too was somewhat suspicious of such a strong glaze for such a mild fish.

Smoked Trout and clam Chowder with Trout Nuggets: I would gladly live on this for a few weeks. Excellent.
Scylla: Trout Woodsman SOup: Yet another hearty soup I would gladly live on for a while, though the cattails are an unknown variable.

Clay Baked Trout: This sounds delectable, moist and well flavored.

Spicy Blackened Trout: A little surprising with siuch a mild fish, but I have always enjoyed such dishes just for the spices anyway. An enjoyable dish.

Trout Cordon Blue: I am one of those people that feels swiss cheese is never out of place. An odd mix of tastes but I liked it.

Fried Trout Skin with ice cream: You get full marks for creativity, but the wines would have to be strong for me to take that Trout or Dare.

The points are sent in.

Interesting. We know how he dresses for every day – James Brown perm, sequined frock-coat, lacy cravat, and black leather gloves. What do you suppose he wears on a date?

Well, our judges have voted.

Both contestants did amazing, creative things with their cuisine. But only one can win.

Who will it be? Will Our Challenger, Tornado Siren an up-and-coming young competitor in the Iron Chef arena be able to stop Iron Chef Scylla? Or will Iron Chef Scylla show that even after his long tenure as an Iron Chef, he still has some surprises left.

Let’s see.

::Chairman Fenris takes the envelope from the security guard, slits it and looks inside ::

The winner is:

Iron Chef Scylla! He’s done it! He’s tied former Iron Chef Javamaven’s winning streak. Let’s see how the scores broke down:


		Tornado Siren		Scylla
Javamaven1	16			18
Ziatrice	14			16
Jekira		15			18
wring		16.9			17.2
Chef Troy	15			17
Verrain		18			19
	--------------------------------------
		94.9		   	105.2

Av. Score, rounded to the nearest 1/2 pt
	 	16			17.5

Tornado Siren a worthy effort and an excellent first try. I urge you to try your efforts again in a future battle!

Iron Chef Scylla you have won through creativity and hard work, but do not be complacent. Who knows what battle will come next?

To all who judged this battle: If any of you are interested in being next round’s competitor, please post and let me know. A drawing will be held tomorrow afternoon, and the theme ingredient will be announced tomorrow night.

Chairman Fenris

I’ll take a shot at the ex-chairman. Despite his strong showing in the last two rounds, I still harbor hopes of unseating him.

I would be honored to serve as a judge in the next contest if Chairman Fenris will allow it.

Chef Troy I’ve put your name in the hat for the next competition. Other judges, if you want a chance to challenge the Iron Chef, you have about 8 hours to let me know (roughly 2:00 PM today, MST)

Juniper Welcome! We can always use another judge!
:: Indicates a seat in the royal box next to wring ::

Chairman Fenris

::Bows deeply to Tornado Siren::

well done.

Very well, the challenger who has chosen to break Iron Chef Scylla’s winning streak is Chef Troy.

Please compose youselves, the theme ingredient will be unveiled in several hours, by 6:00 PM MST.

Chairman Fenris

Back in Scylla’s corner his trainers give him the once over. After a grueling split decision 12 round match with Javamaven, and a knock down drag out with Tornado Siren, he’s showing signs of wear.

The trainers duck tape a whisk into one hand, and his trusty Henkel’s Chef’s knife into another.

The medic looks concerned. “He even attempts a Mornay sauce, then I won’t be held responsible for what happens.”

“He’s the Champeen!” exclaims his grizzled old trainer. “He’s come through worse.”

“Adrian! Adrian!” Scylla cries in confusion.

“I’m right here, Rock.”

“I don’t think I can go on. I know this guy. He knows all my tricks. He’s fresh. I can’t take him.”

“You have to Scylla. I’m going to have your baby. Now go out there and win!”

They push Scylla off the stool. He sways and stumbles into the center of the ring, looks at Chef Troy and Fenris with a steely resolve.

“Go for it,” he says.

::cue trumpets::

Congratulations to Scylla…I look forward to judging the next one…but, I will be back. Oh yes.

Chairman Fenris…Might I suggest a new thread with the unveiling of the next theme ingredient. This one is becoming rather cumbersome.

An excellent idea, Tornado Siren.

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