Iron Chef Part Wu

I beg all of your pardons for the inexcusable delay. I had to work late tonight, and the boss didn’t seem to interested when I explained about judging some virtual meals. Friggin’ corporate weasels.

On to the comments:
Challenger:
Butternut Squash and Hazelnut Ravioli: Magnificent. The concept of making ravioli out of unusual ingredients is rather tired, to my way of thinking, but this was an inspired pairing. I especially like the use of wontons for ravioli. The color of the ravioli when compared to the brown sauce and black plates makes for an exciting presentation.

Clockwork Trio: I agree with what others have said. I think the salads take precedence over their “containers.” The salads are all appetizing, but I keep getting hung up on the passive role played by the squash. The industrial motif is original and inspired.

West Indian Pumpkin Soup: I am not a big soup fan. It is a personal problem. I just don’t like the textures. Having said that, an unsweet pumpkin soup would be a welcome treat. I imagine this would be perfect on a cold winter’s day.

Spaghetti Squash Carbonara: When I found out what the featured ingredient was, I knew that I was going to have to deal with spaghetti squash in the main dishes. Unfortunately, I don’t feel the chef presented the squash in a particularly interesting manner. I would fully expect to see a dish like this in any decent Italian restaurant.

Pumpkin pie custard: I was also sort of disappointed in the dessert. I miss the crust. To me, a good pie is defined by the crust. I think you need the opposing textures and tastes. When you just have the custard, you can’t fully appreciate how well it was made without a frame of reference.

Iron Chef:
Halloween Shrimp Cocktail: You used the pumpkin here very well. Very creative and very unique. I suspect this would be delicious. Your use of the featured ingredient was delightfully subtle.

Pumpkin soup: As stated above, I have personal issues with soup. Someone mentioned that using the pumpkin itself as a serving dish isn’t too original, but I like it here. Combined with wooden spoons, I feel very rustic when I eat this. If I cooked dinner for a girl, and served this, I could count on some freaky na na afterwards. This is a good thing. The use of spicy pumpkin seeds makes this soup noteworthy. I don’t know how much is added by using the crawfish and potato, though.

Harvest Spaghetti and Meatballs: Again, I didn’t think this was terribly interesting. I like combining the angel hair pasta with the spaghetti squash. The meatballs are fairly unique, but the presentation seemed a little childish.

Baked Alaskan Pumkin: When you leave a restaurant, no matter how well the meal is prepared, you usually remember the last thing you ate. In this case, the Iron Chef can stand proud. I thought this was a perfect mix of textures and tastes. The lightness of the angel food cake, the heaviness of the ice cream. The cold of the ice cream and the heat of the meringue. Again, I think the presentation is a little childish, but it doesn’t seem like a grievious sin in a dessert. Desserts, I think, should be fanciful. If the pumpkin flavor of the ice cream is not too intense, this would be absolute perfection.

Now that Hamlet has posted the scores and there is no point in sucking up, I would like to apologize for my remarks about the pancakes. I no longer remember why I was under the impression that you hadn’t let them cure in the fridge.
[sub]btw, did you use a serrated knife? just curious.[/sub]

Oh, and as for the internecine squabbling between my honorable adversary and me, rest assured it was delivered with tongue firmly in cheek. At least on my part.

The scores are in!

A fine battle between our Iron Chef and the Challenger. I am actually not surprised by the dishes that the chefs brought forth, but all dishes were excellent and tantalized me to no end.

So who’s cuisine reigns supreme?

The Challenger, Chef Troy!

Here are the scores:

     Chef Troy	Scylla

Juniper200 19.4 18
Wring 17 15
Fenris 17 16
Hamlet 18 17
Hugh Jass 17 13
A complete and total win by our challenger! Chef Troy, you have graced Kitchen Stadium with your honorable victory. Congratulations.

<Chairman Jacket Off>

Aw, Crap. I messed that one up, didn’t I?

Feeeeeeeeeenriiiiiiiis… how did you do that before? ack!

<Chairman Jacket On>

The newly minted Iron Chef Troy bows with humility and gratefully accepts the honor bestowed on him by the judges.

Momentarily putting the Chairman Jacket back on, Chairman Fenris whispers the Secret to Chairman Java:

[sub]You use the {code} {/code} tags.[/sub]
IE:

{code}
lots of spaces Name Score
lots of spaces Name Score
lots of spaces Name Score

lots of spaces Total
{/code}

Only replace the { } with [ ]

Without the {code} tag, the board collapses lots of spaces into one space.

Removes Chairman jacket.

Jes’ Plain Ol’ Fenris

Post Battle Interview:

Ota: So Chef Troy, how does it feel to beat Scylla?

Hamlet:

Swine! Buffoon! I will carve your innards and stuff them with Lo mein and Sausage in a sweet and sour sauce!

(We were just kidding around)

Though defeated twice by Chef Troy, I hold my head high with honor.

Losing to such a fine competitor is not without its consolations, and if I have to go down I do so proudly at the hands of a fellow Cajun style Chef.

Eh, about the same as it felt last time. grin

Seriously, it is a high honor to compete against such a creative culinary mind as the former chairman’s. Taking part in these competitions has helped me to stretch my own creativity, and Scylla is the kind of opponent that forces one to dig deep and bring out the best one has to offer.

So, Chairman Java:

When’s the next round start?
Fenris

When the next challenger steps up, of course. [sub]hint hint[/sub]

Madame Chairman, as a former Chairman, I would like to return to my humble origins and become a mere challenger again. While Iron Chef Troy will be stiff competition, I think I can take th’ big lug.

::throws hat into arena::

Fenris

Bring it on, Fenris-san.

Madame Chair, may I respectfully ask that the next battle not be started until tomorrow afternoon (or else that we be given 72 hours instead of 48 for recipe development)? I have a very busy day ahead of me tomorrow and I won’t be able to write recipes on the company dime like I normally would.

I’d throw my hat in the ring, but I’m afraid I might have a bad case of hat-hair. We’re talking Jimmy Fallon hair here.

Are you going to start a new thread for the next battle, or should I just keep an eye on this one?

:gathering together our Newly Crowned Iron Chef, Chef Troy and our esteemed challenger, Fenris:

Going along with our autumn theme, this time I look towards the ocean.

This luxury food was once not so–it was so plentiful that it washed up upon the shore and was fed to servants and prisoners. It was not until the twentieth century when this crustacean was considered a great delicacy, with its tender, flavorful meat.

Tonight, we reveal the secret ingredient!
:: a giant tank rises from the stage ::

Maine Lobster.

Our chefs have until Saturday, 10 PM EST to turn in menus and recipes. Judges, once chefs have submitted their recipes, you will have 48 hours to post your comments and email your scores.

Allez Cuisine!

Sorry, Chef Troy I missed your post as I was writing mine when you posted. I will gladly extend the deadline to Sunday 10 PM EST, which will give you both the entire weekend to post.

<Chairman Jacket off>
I’d better see grand, knock-out menus from the both of you.
<Chairman Jacket on>

The Iron Chef is dead, long live the Iron Chef!

Here’s to a well fought, mouthwatering battle. By the way, I’m not sure it’s within the rules, but perhaps the Chefs could pair each of their plates with a glass of wine. That always adds to my enjoyment of a meal.
Anyway, let the battle begin. Best of luck to you both. Cheers!

(By the way, I had a bad experience with lobster a few years ago, and I’ve never quite recovered. I wonder how that will affect my enjoyment of the coming contest.)

Oh goody. I had ever so much fun pretending to eat the last offerings. I can’t wait to imagine what you guys do with lobster.

Oh great, I get Rosemary and Pumpkin, while Fenris gets lobster.

I live on lobster. I’m the lobster king. I am to Lobsters as Tarzan is to the apes.

I speak lobster. For chrissakes, I even have lobster hands.

I don’t even eat fruit and vegetables, just seafood and meat.

This is so unfair. Chairperson Javamaven is purposefully punishing me just because I’m the only person to ever defeat her.

Shenanigans! Shenanigans!

Hey Scylla, have you ever heard the expression “A poor carpenter blames his tools”?