Irresponsible combinations of current events

Join any two current events in such a way as to create an irresponsible implication of a connection between them.

Gunman kills 8 on last day of eHarmony’s free communication weekend

4 Gunmen Seize Pakistani School as Miss Universe Visits Guantanamo Bay.

Enthusiasm Builds for Hummers Decline

Areas Flooding as Rock River Prevents Inmate’s Suicide

New Snowstorm Hammers Teen Girls in “Sexting” Case

Obama urges House to pass Madonna’s Malawi adoption ruling

Plan for GM may prevent heart disease.