Just thinking about all the wonderful things Trump has done for this country:
- Highest COVID-19 cases and deaths in the world.
- Best protests and Riots since, well, ever
- Highest unemployment since the 1930’s
So, are we great yet?
Still working on slavery and smallpox, but that’s what second terms are for.
Yes, President Trump has done a lot of fine work. But America won’t really be great again until we’ve lost a major war.
So four more years, people!
Seriously, try to picture Trump as a war leader. He’s currently losing a fight with a virus. Imagine him having to face a human opponent.
You say losing. I say colluding.
Oh, we’re great. GREAT! Did you see the scary people fence Trump put around the White House? Great! Perfect!
Like a perfect phone call, or a perfect pandemic response.
In a boardgaming forum, I posted that we’re all playing a real world version of Pandemic and Trump is the hidden traitor.
I assure you that makes sense if you’re a boardgamer.
Well, coal is king, Hilary is locked up, and a HUUUGGGEEE wall (paid for by Mexico) surrounds 100% of our borders, we manufacture everything we used to buy from the Chinese ourselves, and our infrastructure has been completely revitalized, so yeah, I’d say America is great!
And let’s not forget how our Space Force conquered Mars.
Depends. When were we great the first time?
Actually, according to a couple movies I’ve seen, it was a close-run thing, until the Martians all caught COVID-19.
1776
And which nation had the biggest stockpile of COVID-19 virus on hand?
USA! USA! USA!
STOP! NO MORE! All this winning is exhausting.
Someone REALLY needs to whisper this in Trumps ear. The Tweets would be fantastic. I don’t even bother with the comics anymore.
I do for the needed daily dose of realism.
Note, this is NOT me speaking… But, they could make a case.
Before Covid, the employment level was very low. The economy was doing well (a long expansion that started during the Obama presidency).
All countries are dealing with the pandemic and economic impacts. A lot of this would happen even if we had a normal president.
We have had protests and riots all along. For example:
2014: Eric Garner/Michael Brown
2015: Freddie Gray
2016: Sylville Smith and Keith Lamont Scott
I think we have had fewer in the last three years than the last three years of Obama’s presidency.
I hear the scandal over the fence has a name:
BabyGate.
That was Santa.
That was Santa.
I swear I saw a Trump campaign ad yesterday that had a graphic: “Keep America Great”. Has anyone seen that or was I mistaken? I’m in Arizona, a leaning purple state.
It’s true. He said we would beg him. I’m begging. Stop all this winning! Please!