So does this mean that a prolapsed rectum will be called a “white sock?”
Looks through binocs "I say, Simpkins! I do believe the Huns are surrendering!
And the bleachers are going wild!
That’s just the tan in the moon, sir.
Isn’t that a baseball team?
Yes. Apparently now a very aptly named one too… 
Uh, yeah. That was my whole point.
(And then they can play the “red socks”.)
No special equipment but you should probably buy him a couple of drinks first.
After the bleaching there won’t be rings around Uranus any more.
Ew.
I’d rather they play the red wings.