Is Chuck Norris really all that good a martial artist?

No, no. It defiantely made me smile. Thank you.

Sara Lee can make me cry like a school girl.

Mmmm… Pie.

I can’t read this thread without cracking up, thinking about the line from the MST3K episode “Werewolf:”

Gramma Scientist: “It’s a skinwalker.”
Mike: “Skinwalker. Texas Skinranger.”

Tommy Lee (Jones)’ character from The Hunted could compete for sure. The man himself… not so much.

Whoa. Easy, tiger.