I have just started drinking coffee for the first time in my life and I’ve noticed that after a cup (of 1/2 caf), I always have [feigning embarrassment] remarkable poops [/feigning embarrassment].
Is there a connection or am I just weird?
Anybody else have a food/drink that seems to do this to them.
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Last night I had some sugar-free lollies (candy, US folks).
Weeeeeeellllllllll, knock me down and call me Susan, did it ever affect my intestines in a madly desperate way - sluiced me clean they did! Ugh!
Well, is this a TMI thread or what?
It will stimulate peristolisis (sp?). Whether that classifies as a laxative, I’m not sure. IIRC, laxatives make the stool softer so that it’ll move easier.
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:o :o Yep. I drink a cuppa and about 1/2 hour later I have a remarkable poo. :o :o
It’s a stimulant, well the caffeine technically. Any stimulant will do that to you. After you’re addicted it and you want to quit, you’ll have the opposite problem. Your body will forget how to move your bowels normally.
It is a stimulant, but not a laxative. If you want to get technical about it, it’s actually classed as a Diuretic.
So, it’ll clean your kidneys out too. The laxative effect is just an added bonus 
Maybe not by definition, but in practical terms, it’s second only to McDonald’s food.
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I used to drink coffee by the gallon and it did have that effect. Usually it was the morning coffee. I quit about 3 months ago and I have not suffered from constipation (I do eat a high fiber diet).
Yes, coffee does that to me too. Dairy products affect me strangely, too. Maybe I should post this in the SuperPowers thread, but my consumption of ice cream always seems to give my cat really bad gas.
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1 cup strong coffee & 2 bran muffins should get things going.
Shirley Ujest, sometimes its the try of coffee, try another brand.
Originally posted by handy:
1 cup strong coffee & 2 bran muffins should get things going.
Shirley Ujest, sometimes its the type of coffee, try another brand.
I think Shirley has a new sig line! and… define remarkable in this instance please… L no… dont.
I thought that McDoggies was an emetic!
LOL 
[minor hijack] Cristi, I don’t mean to be mean, but feeding your cat ice cream could give him/her worms because it’s a dairy product, even if they are on meds so that he/she dosen’t get them[hijack off]
Yep, coffee does the same to me.
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Prose: Thanks for not being mean! But I don’t feed my cat ice cream. My cat gets gas every time I eat ice cream. Get it now?
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Erm,
I’m intrigued.
Into which end are you pouring the coffee?
Doesn’t it burn?
Don’t try it with Mulligitawney soup!
Coffee is a diretic (makes you go to the bathroom, pee more often) as is beer. It is not a laxative…nope. It very well could be your diet causing the quote “remarkable poops.” Try adding fiber to it. But it could be a hereditary intestinal problem, but i’ll stop there.
Happy pooping
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could the same idea that the caffeine being a stimulant be applied to nicotine? i swear, sometimes after i smoke (and this happens to some people i know too), im going to the bathroom (not #1). does anyone know about this phenomenon?
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