This is a new one on me.
I always thought it went that adults drank diet soda and the regular stuff was for kids. Adults didn’t need their drinks to be sugary sweet and didn’t care for the extra empty calories.
I’ve been wondering for a long time about 78rpm records and vintage phonographs. They’re a 100 per cent male passion, and it seems as though there’s a strong core cohort: the guys with the best collections and the best taste in music are also into stuff like opera, musicals, bodybuilding, and the worship of bygone stars (male or female).
I grew up drinking diet soda and that’s what I’m used to. To demonstrate how twisted I am, I actually like Fresca, although I do draw the line at Tab. I also prefer diet tonic water; after all the label on the Bombay gin bottle itself says to use “the least sweet tonic water available.” I hardly ever do have mixed drinks, but when I do, I like the bite of the alcohol. Why would I want to mask it with sugar?
There does seem to be an idea in the popular mind that gay men are less likely to be overweight, and more likely to wear the kind of clothing that advertises that fact. Whether there’s anything to that, or it’s just a stereotype, I don’t know. I can see how someone who accepts that idea might make the association of being gay and drinking diet soda. I don’t know if there’s a kernel of truth to that idea, or if it’s just blatant stereotyping, but in this context it doesn’t make much difference. A popular notion doesn’t have to be based on fact for some people to accept it and build upon it.
What. The. Fuck. I didn’t realize just how insidious and evil this gay movement was. They got me. I’ve been brainwashed. I’ve been drinking diet soda for years now. I’m halfway crossed over to the dark side already.
Hmmm…I’m a guy that’s lost about 20 pounds since switching to Pepsi Max (0 Calories). Does this mean I have to tell my wife I’m gay now?And I really do not want to have sex with men. Dammit!
I know how you feel. In addition to diet soda I’ve been listening to extended dance mixes for years. I don’t know how I’m going to break the news to my wife.
I like Coke Zero, especially the cherry version. It’s sort of diet, but not the same. So, am I bi? My wife will be surprised to hear it, but on the other hand I do fine Mike Rowe dreamy, so I guess it should have been obvious.
If you go into a grocery store in West Hollywood (gay neighborhood) you will see as much shelf space allocated to Tab as you do Coke.
Coke Zero is the company’s attempt to market a diet drink to hetero men.
So, basically yeah. Just like if you go into those stores, you will see Benson & Hedges cigarettes, a brand I didn’t realize was even still around until I was in the Gelson’s on Santa Monica Blvd. Similarly, a lot of lesbians smoke Marlboro. Certain brands have definately been glommed onto by the gay community.