Now that I’m gay, I’d better just buy some flannel and cut my hair. [singsong voice] Who wants to be my biiiiitch? [/singsong voice]
DON PEDRO: Your silence most offends me, and to be merry best becomes you; for, out of question, you were born in a merry hour.
BEATRICE: No, sure, my lord, my mother cried; but then there was a star danced, and under that was I born. -Much Ado About Nothing, Act II, Sc: i
M2–well, fer shure. Didn’t your realize that “The Straight Dope” is a code name?
Does this dress make me look fat?
M2…
God! Why wont you just die? You piss me off SOOO much with all of the GODDAMNED troll hunts you are causing, I have to hate you! I swear MAN, you are walking the thin line between troll, and GNOME! GO TO HELL! THEY’RE SAVING YOU A SEAT!
… now troll and stealth Gnome, that’s a different game.
Stealth Gnomes, scare theshit out of me.
Ophanim… warning the world of Board Gnomes since since 1999. It’s taking longer than I thought.
Where’s my side of FUN!?
Kisses!
Ophy