He must be!
::smiles knowingly::
My best guess is . . .
NOT!
::flutters eyebrows at Euty::
-Melin
Voted Best Moderator (Emeritus)
Yes. We are all gay. It makes me wonder why a straight shooter like you wants to hang out with all us queers.
Oh my, Ursa, you are looking deliiiightful tonight.
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Me? Obviously you haven’t checked out M2Lepton yet, Coldfire. God, I hope he’s gay.
Ooooooohhhh Goodie! And soooo young! I don’t suppose he’s up for the really harsh stuff yet?
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
You two guys are evil, just plain evil.
It’s why I love you!
-Melin
Well, me and Ursa love you too, Melin. In a strictly platonic sense, of course. I mean, we ain’t perves or anything.
Is there any chance to get Sqrl and Esprix in here to feel up our new cutie pie a bit? He’s yummie!!
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Well, this is certainly circumstantial evidence that what we have here is the reincarnation of Michael Masterson.
This was that unmitigated fuckoff’s first thread: Is Cecil Gay?
–John
'Twis brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gymble in the wabe.
Mimsy were the borogroves,
And the momeraths outgrabe.
Damn, link doesn’t work. Here it is:
http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000515.html
–John
Yue Han,
I can’t read Jabberwocky without thinking of a Mad take-off (going by memory here):
'Twas Brillo and the GE stoves
Did Proctor & Gamble in the Glade
All Pillsbury were the Tastee Loaves
And in a Minute Maid
“Beware the Station Break, my son!
The voice that lulls! The words that catch!
Beware the [don’t remember]
And shun the horror called Brand-X!”
I don’t remember most of the rest…
I think you are all beautiful… :dances gayly around the room::
Lepton you realize that you must learn the secret gay sd handshake before you can really truly be one of us.
We are, each of us angels with only one wing,and we can only fly by embracing one another
“Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble! One of us! One of us!” – from Freaks
MMMmmmmm, Johnny Eck’s gay, too, with those delightful arms! We’re all gay here at the SDMB! LaLaLa! What’s the problem?
Actually, M2L wishes he were gay. That’s why he invented his sock puppet Rollin a Bone, so that he could have a pretend gay lover. He’s just hoping the Euty and the rest of us are gay too.
Well, I have been dressing a lot better lately, and any time he describes himself as the big, bad booty daddy, I just start shivereing all over.
Time to start that shrine I dreamt about last night.
My goal - 1000 posts before March 20th.
Help me out by starting topics suited to my abilities. Sports, money, politics, random things that require a funny yet totally pointless post.
You can make a difference in my post count.
::Helping Euty put up that track lighting we picked out together…::
Good gawd girl! Itth tho thweet!
3 snaps and a Z!
Well Hell, if you’re all gay, that must mean I’m straight!
Huh. Wonder what I’ll tell my boyfriend?
Esprix
Mullinator, dear…THOSE earrings with THAT dress?
Here…try these hoops with the little tourmalines…they’ll bring out the blue in your eyes, too!
Euty didn’t answer. Maybe he doesn’t want to justify this with an answer?