Ewwwwwww. No no no no no. Not happening. We’re giving him back. Like Richard Simmons. He can deal-a-meal, you can deal-with-him.
I’d rather that Letterman attack Bush (in a turkey suit, of course) with a fire extingusher, but that’s just me.
Actually, I’d love to see that happen to just about any politician.
Well, if you were to set him on fire and convince me that he was actually a member of an intelligent species, then you might convince me that he’s a “flaming homo”.
Talk about an October Surprise!
HA! My thoughts exactly. I wanna SEE those pictures!
Well, as long as I’m wishing, I wish for: the government to stop coddling the poor and to spend all its money on ME, but I want them to get the poor to pay for it and cut MY taxes entirely; I want everyone who doesn’t think like I think TO KEEP IT TO THEIR GODDAMN SELVES because I don’t like to rethink a think once it’s been thinked; I want a president who has the balls to enforce some goddamn decency around here–AND I want a pony! Ooh, plus, I want a *picture *of a pony, with Bricker, on a Mexican postcard.
This got me thinking…
Suppose there were quasi-credible rumors about Bush having had homosexual encounters in the past. Bush denies it, but the rumors don’t actually die. Maybe even a guy or two who claims to have been his partner is interviewed on the news.
Now, suppose the exact same thing about Kerry.
Who would be hurt more? I tend to think Kerry.
What a fucking stupid thread.
I can’t decide which is worst:
- Linking to a sensationalist gossip column and saying shit like “it could be credible…”
- Using homosexuality as “slander”
- That the right was more competent at it when they did all the “Kerry and Edwards are totally in LOVE” shit; at least that had a sense of humor to it
- Speculating about doing it with GWB ::shudder::
- It gives everybody a chance to trot out their fairys, fags, and queers gags, bring up pedophilia and beastiality yet again, and talk about how if you’re a homo you’re not a real man
- There’s not enough real shit to complain about with the man?
Sheesh.
I think that “sensationalist gossip column” might be overly generous, Sol. That’s rather like calling the Institute for Creation Research a scientific think-tank with a minority view. The cite the OP provided is a rallying point for the tinfoil hat brigade. It isn’t gossip; it’s people transcribing the voices they pick up with receivers that the CIA/aliens/Illuminti have implanted in their asses.
You’re probably right, but only because George can use the old “…and then I found Jesus, and all of that stuff is behind me” card.
Skipped out on some National Guard duty? That was before I found Jesus and became a principled man.
Had a few homosexual encounters? That was before I found Jesus and became a moral man.
Used to snort coke at Camp David, drink to excess, chase a lot of skirts? That was before I found Jesus and cleaned up my act.
If played right, it could be tougher than Teflon.
JOhn.
This has been my observation, too. With the exception, that is, of whether the ignorance being harbored here has always existed or whether it’s a fairly recent occurrence. I certainly noticed plenty of it prior to the board going to a pay site. In fact, if anything I’d say it’s lessened since becoming a pay site.
But still, and I’ve said this here several times, there is as much ignorance, hatred, vitriol, stereotyping, and discrimination going on here as I’ve seen anywhere (present company excepted, of course ). It’s just coming from a different direction.
Will the pony be having sex with Gee Dubya?
Well, he’s such a flaming homo, bestiality is obviously next on his evil agenda! And then, who knows? Maybe Birkenstocks! The. Horror.
See? He’s already got the bestiality vote nailed.
My God, that really is what he’d do, isn’t it?
This seems like as good as any (for what it’s worth) place to insert an only tangentially-related link to a very woo Bushy riff on a memorable bit from Trainspotting what dinna need its own thread and yet is worth a look, posted over at b3ta.
It sure would play well with many christian sects and with older, more religiously-oriented people.
I haven’t seen it yet, but I keep expecting it any day with more allegations about youthful indescretions surfacing.
JOhn.
I agree. It’s the old Vulcan proverb, “Only Nixon could go to China”. Except it’s like “Only a right-winger can suck a dick” or something like that.
I since that you’ve just gained a few friends around the SDMB.
http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?ChannelID=126
That’s sure why I read Harry Potter or go to the movies.
Maybe what Kitty Kelley is really driving at is that the President is a closet lesbian who had an underage affair with his VP’s daughter. What other outcome can logically be expected of having a name like bush?