And before I get beat to it…
WHOOSH
Oh, now, now, let’s put a cool washcloth to your forehead. Take some deep breaths. The threads in the Pit for a good reason. I don’t see anyone taking this too seriously.
If you’re so uptight about how the board is or isn’t “fighting ignorance” wander over to GD and GQ and get your faith in humanity restored again.
Uh . . . sure . . . if by that you mean the Alternate Universe Jon Stewart, who is–judging from the copy you offer–about as funny as fermented spit.
And to think that for years Chicago had Sherman all to ourselves. Thanks to the internet the whole world can have him. 
Does Fred Phelps know about this?
Dude, Fred Phelps is the correspondent.
High 5! (pun intended) you= 
You’re as deluded in your perception of reality as you are in the coherency of your posts.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled bridge, already in progress.
Sorry, folks. It’s been like this since I refused to send a signed photograph.
I have to agree with Equipoise. Other than the fact that I already dislike GW, it would be irrelevant.
Oh, no no no. George would definitely be the uke in that pairing.
OMGtheirloveissoNEOCONSERVATIVE!!!11one
George is most definitely a bottom.
Every time you strangle a marmot, God masturbates. I’m pretty sure it’s something like that anyway.
I’m sorry… Is it “opposite day”?
Well, if you accept the proposition that God is the Universe, and that the Universe is pretty much fucked …
That was truly hilarious, Mangey! Laughed my donkey off when I read that!
A more logical answer presents itself…