is god a gobshite?

does god let all on earth as it is in heaven carry on the way it does or is he letting all of us kill each other for a laugh and so being a bit of a gob shite,because religon has killed more people than hitler and his likes ever possibly could!:smiley:

I don’t know about the motives or even the existence of a supreme being of the universe.

However, I do know about the supreme beings of SDMB, and their attitudes towards persistent trolls. I look forward to your upcoming interaction with them. Bye bye Yozzer.

sorry chas.e but i think this is a good question (apt with a little humour)and i dont think the mods should lock it out
about the trolls, we tend to walk over thier bridges and knock and stamp our feet:D

To the two guys from England with the wacky sense of humor :rolleyes:

Assuming you get to stay on the board, you need to learn where to post. This question should have gone in Great Debates or MPSIMS.

That was your first mistake.

“Religion doesn’t kill people… people kill people.”

Methinks you should NOT act on every impulse that enters into your head, Yozz.

I don’t know about the J/C/I God and what His plans are, but here’s hoping Mrs Grundy, the Goddess of Grammar, starts dropping copies of “The Elements of Style” on your head.

Maybe so many people are killed because the men are cicumcised, YOZZER. What do you think?

if somebody cut my foreskin off due to a religious conviction and at an age were i could only piss and shit i think i would be REALLY pissed.
but to be honest if you gave the same men a pair of shears at the age of 18 and said ok cut it off how many would say yes ok?

Friends shouldn’t let friends post under the influence.

Stupidity is usually its own reward, but I’m feeling uncharitable, so I’m going to move this to the Pit. Hope you got your fireproof undies, both of you.

your humble TubaDiva
Administrator
Release the hounds!

Chocolate for TubaDiva! :smiley:

[pulls up lawn chair, opens bag of marshmallows, whistles for hounds]

Here, Jaws! Undertaker, here, boy!

Yozzer, meet Jack Dean Tyler. Jack Dean Tyler, meet Yozzer.

Oh, wait. JDT’s banned.

Maybe you and JDT can go do research, Yozzer. I’m sure he’ll be very interested in your penis.

http://www.bartleby.com/61/16/G0171650.html


Evidently quite a few. Do a Google search under “circumcise shears”. Mondo bizarro. But we’ve been all through this before, with JDT.

WOOHOO!!! I knew this thread would end up here!!!

First off, Yazzer, what’s that language that you’re speaking? By reading aloud what you have written, I detect some sort of a British-esque rhythm, but, as of the last time that I checked, the English language uses punctuation to separate those word-letter-thingies, or whatever they are. You really should talk to an English teacher or somebody about these things. They can help you.

Oh yeah, and ignore that monkey beside you. He’s busy writing Shakespeare

Well, Yozz and Mystery Riders (he admitted it)… Personally, I’ve always liked to think that dirt would maintain the championship as “Dumbest substance on Earth”, but you’ve successfully taken that title. Congratulations.

Now do the universe a favor and smoke your modem, would you? 'Cuz you’re obviously not doing any good with Internet access.

spoffe or spoofe (what ever)
nice site (doe)
some what childish
your mind seems alittle odd ,you call us?
star wars ?

Let me be the first to give you the SDMB Award for Most Incoherent Post. I’ve not seen such burble since my psych professor explained what word salad was.

hastur
sorry but check this http://jmspoofe.tripod.com/

misery writers or mystery riders (what ever)
nice sock (oops)
some what stupid
your mind seems a little lacking, you post?
subhuman?

yes god is a gobshite he let my dad die!!!