If there’s a bargain to be had you can bet ol’beck missed it.
Except…Sonic corndogs. I have a homing instinct for them (:))
Cows must have been out of season.
The Boston Market down the street from my house has had a giant banner across the front of the building reading “PRIME RIB LIMITED TIME ONLY.” That same banner has been up for years. I suspect it’s covering a hole in the roof or something like that, but I can’t prove it.
They’re still trying to sell the last piece.
I used to look forward every year to watching “How the Clench Stole Lobsterfest.” But now TBS plays it so often I just can’t be bothered. But it’s still fun to remember the Clench contemplating all the biscuits down in Cheddartown putting out the special menus and fishing the one dead lobster out of the tank before the 5 PM Seniors Dinner Special crowd shows up.
The true Lobsterfest was the friends we made along the way.
Friends that, as it turned out, were delicious with lemon and melted butter.
Got to laugh every time one of their commercials shows up on the boob tube–nearest location is 200+ miles and 2 states to the south west…
And on a similar note… the other night I saw a Ford “Truck Month” ad, and said to my wife “Hey, it’s Truck Month again!” I think between Ford, Chevy/GMC, Dodge/Ram and Toyota, it’s always Truck Month.
And yet every time I try to celebrate Hump Day, I end up in a meeting with HR.
There was a place near my work that had a giant GRAND OPENING SALE banner on it for the entirety of the 5 years it was open. Literally the day they took it down was the day it went out of business.