Is it gay? You decide.

In my disclaimer I also said: Who cares if it is gay. That alone pretty much implies my apathy. Obviously, this isn’t a question that is going to keep me up at night.

And yes, you are right. It’s a ridiculous question. Which is why I didn’t feel it necessary to state the obvious: This is all in good humor.

I? Forsooth, 'twast surely thee, sirrah.

And that’s “Wyrd Sister,” if you please.

I’m reserving my call till Rick Santorum weighs in.

Was it in a threeway? It’s not gay if it was in a threeway.

Unless both of the other two were also guys.

An all-male three-way, gay or not? Hmm…