Errr…I meant here at the Headquarters of the ULVAN…never mind.
Courtesy “theuglytruth”
But apparently you have plenty of time to troll this website. Odd.
TUT-TUT-TUT!
[maternal, chiding voice reserved for small children]
Dearie, I just finished reading “Teemings”. I have to agree that it IS JUST YOU. You are having a tantrum. Bad, bad ** TUT**!
[/maternal, chiding voice]
It has become painfully obvious to me that you DO have a point, however. I am referring to the point atop your trollish head. :rolleyes:
I accept TUT at face value. For a long time I have thought that there was a conspiracy among the Moderators. Obviously they have captured Cecil and taken control of this Message Board and perverted it to actually spead ignorance, not fight it.
All the signs are there. The excessive reasonableness and tolerance that the moderators show is clearly a front to cover up their diabolical schemes.
When Tut suspected this he wrote a masterpiece of wit and knowledge not seen for many a millenium, just to test the moderators. When they failed to publish it, the jig was up!
Now we are being punished for our lack of faith in TUT by being denied the blessed sacrament of this immortal work for our inability to see through this transparent scheme and support his rightful quest for episcopal freedom.
You see how simple it is? It all makes sense.
OK Tut, here’s what we do: You take Chewie and head to the detention block to try to free Cecil. Meanwhile, Obi Wan and I will try to knock out the tractor beam. Good luck!
theuglywhiner said:
Yeah, just like if it were in Teemings.
Why not just admit that you’re afraid of the way it will be ripped to shreds by the intelligent members of this message board?
picmr said:
And the worst part is that I have libertarian leanings, and would have been interested to see a logical and rational argument on this point. Alas, theuglywhiner wasn’t up to the challenge.
“Sissypants” - you guys crack me up! 
theuglyposter needs a boot to the head.
Esprix
Yeah, YOU think it’s funny.
That night I beat my pillow until my little fists were red.
theuglytruth:
Is it just me or does “teemings” really suck ass?
It’s just you.
Does Teemings really suck ass?
I don’t know. I click on the link, pulled down my pants and kissed the screen, so to speak.
Nothing so much as a breeze from Teemings after 15 minutes.
I’ve got a suggestion that may put all this to rest. In the next issue of Teemings, why not add another section called You Decide, publish this new version of War and Peace, and let us review it.
Nope, sorry. If he wants to post it here, he can. We’re not going to do it for him just because he’s (rightly) afraid it will get torn to shreds if posted on a message board rather than on a 'zine website.
An while we’re at it, I’m quite upset that Euty and David B passed over my stirring political essay, titled “Al Gore Bad.” Damn liberals.
Yeah. Well they skipped on my “The victorious march of the victorious proletariat towards victory against the cowardly evil capitalists of capital” too. So don’t feel bad.
I totally agree with the OP. I submitted a highly coherent article under my pseudonym bj0rn titled *“amerika is fukced up adn stop occupieing island you sodding florbs!”.
Guess what? Uh-huh. The polite yet decisive e-mail.
“We’re very sorry, but…”
Fucking Dictatorial Capitalist Scum Bastards. I bet you fondle lemmings in your spare time.
Damn coldfire. That cracked me up.
And I know you’re all against me because I fuck up the ocasional vB code. Elitist Computer Nerd Snobs!
or Is It Just Us, or Does This Article Suck Ass?
Maybe a special award for the worst submission?
No one even thanked me for my careful “research” on the “Paragon of Website Creation”. Normally when someone ELSE does that, about 30 people chip in with the obligatory “LOL!” 's.
Thank you!
I would’ve done the same, it was just that there was so much crap I didn’t know where to start.
Oh and as for TUT? He seems to be exhibiting all of the symptoms of a malady know as “Head up ass disease”
But then again I’m not a doctor so I might be wrong, he just might be a natural idiot.