I tried to buy a birthday card for a friend of the family. I hate the sappy cards so I always go right to the funny section. Well, I have to assume that greeting are all written by the ding bats that make those “Epic Movie” anti comedies because without exception, they all sucked.
One of the cards literally was just a picture of a guy with a scrunched up face and inside it said, “Happy Birthday. I farted.” (Oh my sides…stop it!). Please, Hallmark, there must be some out of work comedy writers trying to make there way out of the reality show glut on TV. Hire them or at least look up “Joke” in a dictionary (or if that is too much work, watch Star Trek IV and let Spock define it for you).
I suppose I could have posted this in MPSIMS but I am curious if I am just being a comedy snob.