I woke up this morning with a sticky, gelatinous, purple substance dripping from my anus. It looked just like grape jelly to me. Is it possible that I was anally graped in my sleep and not have felt it? I would think that that would wake me up, but what other reason could there be for jelly to be dripping out of my butt?
You were hamburgled. He can’t resist what’s inside the buns.
You should probably act now. Call a grape crisis center, don’t wait. Go to the hospital and get a grape test. Don’t clean anything off, the evidence could be very valuable. The faster you act, the better chance you have of building a case against your grapist and stopping him before he grapes again. You’re probably going to need counselling and you should find a group of other grape survivors. The trial may be difficult. Many victims feel as though they’re being graped all over again. You may be asked questions about your past history with other fruits. Don’t be afraid, answer the questions forthrightly and face your grapist down.
{{{{Pizzabrat}}}}
Be strong and may God be with you. You will get through this.
Courage.
Are you sure it was jelly? Did you taste it?
This does NOT belong in the Pit.