It was just rectal bleeding mixed with anal mucous.
In this thread I was worried that I was anally graped in my sleep because I had jelly dripping from my butt in the morning. But the purple monster who’s staying with us now is a nurse and he told me that it’s just anal mucous that got mixed with blood from my rectum. It then got darkened slightly by residual feces and looked just like purple grape jelly. Well, that’s a relief. I’m so glad I wasn’t graped.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
to reiterate:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Why did I open this thread? WHY???
Where is the Grapist when you need him?! :eek:
I am forever scarred! Gah!!!
Oh for the love of…
This thread really needs to die.
Hmm… this thread is making me hungry. I think I’ll make myself a peanut butter sandwich.
Incubus, that’s exactly what I thought as well.
I never knew of such a thing.
Having said that, I am throughly disgusted.
I’m glad you saw a doctor, though; I hope you’re relieved soon.
Haven’t we been here before?
Oh feck! My eyes are burning!
I think he got to pizzabrat before the OP was even written.