…and then he realized he was just leaking anal mucus?
It was like:
“Hey guys! There’s semen dripping from my butt! I think I got raped!”
Everyone else: “What?!”
“Oh. Heh. Nevermind. It was just anal mucus.”
Eveyone else: “WHAT!?”
Whatever happened to that thread? It was funny and I can’t even find it.
For your sake, I hope you didn’t just imagine that thread.
So semen dripping from your butt is a big deal. That I can understand. However having anal mucous dripping from your butt isn’t. That I don’t understand. While not as disturbing as semen, still disturbing as I think everyone would agree. Maybe he was just eating some of those fat free chips with olestra. Had a buddy who had a similar experience with that stuff.
Anyway what I really wanted to say was if you find that thread please post a link in this topic as I (as well as others I am sure) would like to read it.
Inquiring minds want to know!
Argh! I can’t find it! I sure somebody else remembers it. Right? Somebody?
Um, I would guess that there are probably threads the mods delete on grounds of sheer bad taste. That one would qualify.
I remember that thread. Perhaps it was before the board crashed and had to be reset? Weren’t all the posts lost?
I don’t remember that thread. Are you sure this isn’t a dream you had? A painful, viscous, anal raping, tattered pucker, mucus leaking panic party of a dream.
I’m pretty sure it was iampunha; I remember he got an explanation from his mom or dad who is a nurse.
Searching his name along with mucus, semen, butthole, and asleep failed to turn up a likely thread.
We may have lost it in the Great Outage.
Just hearing the words ‘anal mucus’ makes me want to take a shower.
I just want to say that the OP isn’t crazy, I do remember that thread myself.
If it was lost, I can’t say I’m sorry. Yuck.
I’m staying out of this one. Anything dripping from people’s assholes is not something I’m interested in discussing.
I remember it but it wasn’t started by 'punha.