Would it be possible to please everyone? In a sense that nobody would be unhappy?
Sure. Send everybody on the board a check for $50 bucks. We’ll all be pleased.
I guess that’s pronounced “fifty bucks bucks”. Whatever. Everybody will still love you.
[whine]A check? You mean I gotta go to the bank to get the money? What, you couldn’t send cash in a security envelope?[/whine]
Actually, George W. Bush just tried something along those lines, but he gave $300. But there are still unhappy people.
Actually, I did not mind the money he sent me, but the money he sent you were paid for by my taxes.
“Can’t please everyone, so you got (sic) to please yourself.”
You can please some of the people, all of the time…
All of the people some of the time…
And you’ll always please the envelope manufacturers if you send everybody $50 in the latest range of bubble-wrapped security envelopes with the pre-gummed, no mess flaps in an exciting range of pastel shades to match every mood and situation…
Phew. Sorry folks, once a marketer, always a marketer.