Someone’s going to have to explain this one to me. Straight over my head. What pop culture ref have I missed?
:smack: I skimmed too fast.
Tippecanoe and Tyler too from the 1840 Presidential campaign. Hardly pop culture.
and type too slow:D
Consult first with NBC - America’s Gnus Leader
Once, I sawed off my Gnu’s horns to use as knives, but the sawing made them flat-tipped and useless.
I had made gnu-dull instruments.
Hmmmm…Winnie the Pooh and Tigger too
Is it time to hide the wife and grease the gnus ass?
:eek:
Is that a gnu in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
In the wake of the latest financial crisis, I’ve switched to a secure, self-contained trading network out of Canada. Heard of it? It’s called GnuFundLAN.
Oh dear. How long did it take you to come up with that one?
Is it safe? Probably. But if you’re hardcore, you NEVER clean your gnu.
Never with water, anyway. You might scour it with dry salt.
OUCH!
Yup, after a good scrubbing you have a little less gnu.
Of course after a couple years, you have a well-worn gnu. Nobody likes old gnu.
It never fails: throw down a pun challenge and Dopers will run with it like a herd of wildebeest.
Really?
You mean… You Gnu…?
It is not safe, however, to clean the alpha Gnu in front of any baby gnus, or gnu-bies.