Annie Get Your Gnu
Surely you’ve tried Gnu Tips. Be careful thou, you are not suposed to insert them in your gnu, they are for the surface only!
Gnus don’t kill people. People kill people.
But it’s a lot easier to kill someone if you have a gnu. Support strict gnu-control laws!
I’m trying to sell mine, nobody likes the price though. I’ll make any of you a gnu deal if you want it…
[John Lennon Voice]Happiness is a warm Gnu[/JLV]
Franklin Roosevelt was a Gnu Dealer, I guess while he wasn’t being president.
I hired a man from Tijuana to do the cleaning. He took it to Gnu Mexico.
I got rid of my old gnu by slicing it up and laying it out with some bread, spreads and cheese. It was quite a decent Gnu Deli.
I just gnu this thread was going to get silly.
:mad: I resemble that comment.
If you clean it right, it will be good as gnu.
Very good! 
That was staring me in the face and I missed it. I need a gnu brain.
I dont know what a gnu is, but i know it is not Unix.
Is it gnunisex?
:mad: That’s what I was gonna say…
Which country is the only place in the world where it’s legal for wildebeest to own antelopes?
Gnu’s Eland.
Hey, hey, hey, calm down you two. Gnu Shimmer is a floor wax AND a dessert topping!
I apologize for two of my three puns, which were simply portemagnus of another word and…I’ll stop doing it…later.
We already gnu that.