Wins the thread! I nearly spat water all over my laptop.
Actually, RMS can be a right bastard when he doesn’t think it’s time for a bath.
Very carefully.
Why, did it breed right in front of you? That would definitely mean it weren’t a Unix. 
If I could clear my gnu of large reptiles, I wouldn’t need to clean it!
Meet the gnu boss, same as the old boss.
Well played, Hal. Well played.
Isn’t that just like a Doper? Brings a knife to a gnu fight.
I see someone has breathed gnu life into this thread I thought was dead.
It’s been re-gnued.
Yes, I gnu that. It was obvious.
Have you heard the gnus? There’s good rockin’ tonight!
That’s old gnus.
But there’s no gnus like good gnus.
no gnus is good gnus
Roasted gnu is pretty good, too.
Ok, fine.
Have you heard the gnus? The dogs are dead!
“I heard the gnus today oh boy” – The Beatles
“Bad gnus on the doorstep, I couldn’t take one more step”
And “I asked her for some happy gnus” – Don McLean
I hereby declare myself an agnustic, I dont know if there is a gnu or not.
There is no gnu but Allgnu!
I understand a certain newspaper will only print photos of certain animals if the reproductive organs are not shown. Their motto is "All the gnus that is fit to print.:
I have a recurring dream, were I’m walking in the grasslands of Africa, my feet on the same trails that have been pounded into the earth by some massive migrating herd. Suddenly, I feel the ground shake, and hear the thunder of hooves. I see a blur of motion come over the hill, and the next thing I know, I’m gnu’d.