Just wondering if it is too late to get Canada, Germany, France, Russia, Mexico and the entire rest of the world to come in and get the non-popular-voted Head Of State out of power and help us re-form a democracy?
Yes, it’s too late.
It couldn’t hurt to ask.
Those were the closing lines from a post I just typed up. I think it was fairly clever, and entirely true. It made a few observations, in a tone very much fitting this thread, but I’m too afraid it will draw flame, a thread-moving-to-the-Pit, or a series of attacks followed by increasingly pleading responses from me, with the end result my banning.
So I haven’t posted it.
But yes, it’s not likely that the rest of the world will attempt to invade the US any time soon.
Run for the borders before you get them closed on you. This whole situation would be ironic and hypocritical if it weren’t so damn scary.
Hi, Canada here. Listen, we’d love to help, but we’re a little busy right now. Why don’t you talk to Australia, I don’t think they’re doing anything.
All I know is that the government of Quebec passed same-sex civil unions on June 24, 2002, and by June 25, 2003, I had received three offers of marriage from Americans.
that last date should be 2002.
Please? Now?! Please!!
See, but part of what makes us quintesentially Canadian is griping about the US. If we were to anex the US of A then the only country we would have left to feel ignored by is Mexico. 
What do you mean? They have thousands of troops on the ground in Kuwait. Do you think they aren’t involved because their PM is not making speeches that reach the Canadian insular press?
Switch to decaf, okay? I picked a country at random and the dice came up Australia.
How about France then?
::goes shopping for the ol’ tricolor to wave::
Hmmm, of course, when you say “the entire rest of the world”, you’re naturally excluding the United Kingdom, Spain, Denmark, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Hungary, Romania, the Netherlands, the Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Albania, Macedonia, Croatia, Portugal, Slovakia, Bosnia and Montenegro, right?
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**Hmmm, of course, when you say “the entire rest of the world”, you’re naturally excluding the United Kingdom, Spain, Denmark, Italy, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Hungary, Romania, the Netherlands, the Czech Republic, Bulgaria, Albania, Macedonia, Croatia, Portugal, Slovakia, Bosnia and Montenegro, right? **
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Yes.
The “B” team.
The playground equivalent of nerds.
Combined world political influence of zip.
The US equivalent of drinkin’ buddies with shotguns.
In other words, a pathetic ragtag group of Bush groupies.
Personally, I’m thinking of defecting to France. I really like the idea of eating bread and cheese and wine for, like, every meal. Also, as I understand it, you can smoke at your desk, like a civilized person. Unless you’re on strike. Better practice my French: “Garçon, il est un poisson dans ma biblioteque!”
Montenegro. snort Hehehehe… Montenegro.
We’ve got Montenegro on our side, and we’re all proud.
Why not enlist the aid of Andorra, for more of the same kinda support.
Montenegro.
BWAHAHAHAHAA!
I’m gonna go cry now.
If I were the type to use “LOL”, I’d do so now.
That last post had me giggling for a good thirty seconds.
A Canadian invasion wouldn’t work. Remember the state motto of Michigan- The First Line of Defense Against Canada!
You think all those Canadians in LA and NY are there by accident?