Is Jeeves gay?

Has he been “outed” yet?

If you’re referring to P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves, I don’t know, but the actor who plays him in the television series (Stephen Fry) is gay.

If you’re talking about some other Jeeves, I bow and glide away quietly.

The “Ask Jeeves” Jeeves character. Jeeves answer to the question “Are you gay?”

I take it you’ve been to and asked ‘is Jeeves Gay’ - if not, try it now. (although the answer you get from is funnier).

other questions to try:
Is Jeeves Well hung?
Will Jeeves blow me?
Does Jeeves get deja vu?
[sub]and for monty Python fans:[/sub]
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

I don’t think he is gay, I think he is just English.

Isn’t that the same thing? :smiley:

When I asked Jeeves “Are you a homosexual?” the first link on the answer page was entitled “Yes, I’m Young, Gay and Proud. Are You?”

So he’s gay… AND he tried to pick me up!

Somebody hold me back.

Ok, the jokes are pretty funny, but if you want a real answer - The P. G. Wodehouse character probably isn’t gay. He dates women. In one story he subtly convices someone not to date a woman, because he wants to date her.

But hey, continue to joke away! I love weird search engine stuff. Check out Interview With A Search Engine:

This really takes some good digs at the Jeeves search engine.

I think the real Jeeves gets engaged in one of the stories, as well. He definitely likes girls. It’s a classic joke with manservant characters–they’re incredibly upstanding and respectable and prim when in the presence of their employers, but they hint at a lively life in the off-hours.

My conversation with the Jeeves 8 Ball:

Q. Will I pass my Computer Security midterm?
A. Barking dogs seldom bite.

Q. What will be the value of the index of coincidence of the ciphertext of a transposition cipher applied to some English text?
A. Trouble can’t always be avoided, but don’t offer it a chair.

Q. So, you’re saying I should be studying right now or something?
A. Learn the rules, then break some.

Q. Are you being purposefully cryptic?
A. Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.

Q. Wait, didn’t Gandhi say that?
A. There are no short cuts to any place worth going.

Q. Screw this. I’m going to go study for that midterm.
A. Don’t tie a knot with your tongue that you can’t undo.

Q. Oh, you wanna go punk?
A. When it is dark enough, you can see the stars.

Q. Yeah, somebody’s gonna be seeing stars soon if you keep that up.
A. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember what lies you told whom.

Q. Hey! Fuck you man!
A. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember what lies you told whom.

Q. Yeah, I heard you the first time asshole.
A. Two captains will sink the ship.

Q. Seriously, this is it. I’m gone. I’ve got better stuff to do.
A. Kindness is wisdom.

Crippled bees in New Zealand? :eek:

Seriously, that cracked me up. :smiley:


Don’t we have a poster named Jeeves who is, in fact, gay?

Watch out, bluecrayola, you’re gonna have the Religious Right after you and they’re a pretty well-armed bunch…

…oh, wait…you said Jeeves.

I really should wear my glasses.
Never mind.