On the contrary, he looks like he’s wearing a lot of makeup. Which is part of why he looks so weird and waxen.
With your help, we can stamp out Lohan’s Syndrome within our lifetime. Won’t you give generously?
Exactly. It looks like he uses a putty knife.
Oopsie.
It’s a trap!
Dude looks like Lenin’s corpse.
I used to have a huge crush on Nicholas Cage, starting with The Rock. I watched every Nick Cage movie I could get my hands on as a teenager. I was very proud of him for pulling off Adaptation. And I actually rather liked Snake Eyes.
But for some reason he keeps chosing these shitty scripts. He dug his own grave. Also, he’s getting old. Crush is over.
I recently bought a new house, and we painted the entire thing. I bought an automatic, electric paint roller. It pulls the paint up with a vacuum system into a metal roller, which then extrudes the paint out into the roller fabric. Used right, it’s a frigging miracle - I painted a couple of thousand square feet of wall by myself in a day.
But if you hold the trigger down too long, you get too much paint. WAY too much paint.
Nicolas Cage was using one of those. And he held the trigger down too long.