I only eat animals that have sex in a dignified fashion
The article is too short to quote much but:
I have no idea what to add… Hey Nick, go hog wild?
He’s grooming himself to take over Gary Busey’s spot.
But what about the bees? The bees?
I’ll take your word that he’s nutty, but this just doesn’t seem that crazy. I mean, it makes more sense than astrology, and that’s in every newspaper.
They do it with birds, that’s some kind of kinky.
Does he know about the duck sex thing? Is that decorous? I’m not sure how chicken procreation is more dignified than pig fun anyway.
Dignified? Most fish eggs are fertilized in a manner combining elements of bukkake and snowballing.
If I was famous I would have to try hard not to say the most outlandish goofy shit.
“I only bathe in microbrewed beer mixed from countries with a volume ratio according to the amount of vowels in their capital’s names. In reverse order.”
I think he heard about the Jean Claude van Damme thread, and is getting jealous.
Best wishes,
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Someone should tell him that that wasn’t a real pig in Deliverance.
What’s the deal with the two headed snake he bought for protection in New Orleans? I’d like to hear what belief motivates that? Is that medicine bag spiritualism or something… voodoo?
And birds climb on top of each other and hump just like pigs and people.
I suspect he’s having fun with celebrity reporters.
That was my first thought, too, but even if it’s not the case, there are plenty of popular beliefs that are wackier, IMO.
I suspect that Cage is a smart, slightly weird guy, who - like many smart, weird guys - likes acting much crazier than he really is in order to mess with people’s heads.
While I was in New Orleans a couple of weeks back, I stopped at a bar in the Quarter, and the bartender was bitching about how Nicholas Cage had been in a few hours earlier, ran up a $20 dollar tab and then only left a 2 or 3 dollar tip…
Maybe he spent all his fun money on two-headed snakes.
My fear is that they are trying, all of them, and we’re just hearing the tiny tidbit that slid out. . . :eek:
We share a birthday . . . wonder what that means?
3 bucks on a $20 tab is 15%…that’s not necessarily bad tip. I’ll bet the bartender was just hoping he could get you to get you to tip more…sort of an “I’m a better man than some fancy-schmancy Hollywood celebrity” gesture…
And I’m betting that Nic Cage is laughing his head off reading that someone took his “animal sex diet” seriously.
Nick is bankrupt and so is his hair…