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The story goes that Tycho Brahe died because he was at a banquet and needed to urinate. He did not excuse himself due to manners or something and later died when the resulting bladder infection led it to burst.
The truth is he probably already had a pre-existing issue before attending the party, but it makes for a good story anyway. Holding it in and drinking to excess almost certainly didn’t help matters, either.
Not the same as holding in a fart, but the principle of ‘manners’ over bodily function is much the same.
^^^
Bonus points for the use of micturition in a sentence.
My daughter actually bought some stuff you spray in the toilet before you go, to protect other folks from the scent of her poo. :confused:
You raise your kids the best you can, but in the end they just become their own person…
yo han go for the win!
I recently used the term ‘formication’ in a sentence here also. 
I try for the “crop duster” before or after I’m in a public restroom.
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Brilliant!
In the men’s room here at work, guys do occasionally fart when at the urinals. There’s no way to know if this is considered acceptable here, because at least on my floor, guys don’t talk much to each other in the restrooms, and we definitely don’t talk to each other about what goes on in the restrooms when we’re not there.
It doesn’t bother me if people fart when pissing, regardless of which piece of indoor plumbing they’re using.
Yes fart away. Also if you are still too embarrassed to do it then you can hold it in until you go to dry your hands after washing them and let loose when the air dryer can drown it out.
And then scoot out of there of course.
lol.
Our Lord only forbade us to sound a trumpet before us. He made no mention of anything behind.
See also Matthew 10:27b - what you heard expressed quietly, sound it from the housetops.
Scripture also holds what seems to be the first recorded instance of lighting farts -
Regards,
Shodan
Personally I make an effort to fart as quietly as possible when sharing a public restroom and wish others would do the same.
Neither do I flick boogers against the wall while using urinals but I guess, as someone posted earlier, “anything goes“ in public restrooms.
I should think that the more direct example would be Pythagoras, no?
I’m dying over here! 
Bathroom where I am anonymous: Of course. Bathroom at work with my boss in the next urinal: Try not to.
Bathrooms are there for the relief of bodily functions. I’m not sure what kind of Justin Beiber snowflake taught you otherwise, but if you have a problem with the digestive functions of human beings, you should probably be in the little boys room instead.
I’ve never noticed you before. Who are you? I love you. Will you marry me?
IMHO, nothing wrong with farting while pissing at the urinal. However, just hope there’s no “chunks”.:rolleyes:
You had me on your side with your first sentence, but lost me on your second one. Flicking boogers onto a wall has no relation to the semi-involuntary activities for which restrooms are provided and is thus a straw man. :dubious:
Eventually this thread will escape the curse of Tycho Brahe.
Better boogers smeared all over the wall than used tampons lying about.
Meh, if my boss/coworker and I share a fart we giggle like schoolboys.