From Wonkette:
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Who is Pat Robertson, and what has he to gain from claiming he has the leg muscles of your average Kryptonian?
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He’s this whacked out televangelist, famous for saying things like “9/11 is God’s punishment on the US,” “To the people of Dover, PA. if there’s a disaster in your town, all I can say is don’t pray to God for help. You just voted him out of your city.” and recommending that the US assassination the President of Venezula because he happens to disagree with us on a few things. That, BTW, is the short list. Even better is when people raise a fuss about it, ol’ Pat’ll backpeddle and deny he ever said such things, even though there’s plenty of video tape showing that he did say such things.
BTW, Pat is now claiming that God has told him that the East Coast of the US is going to be hit with some major storms this year, and maybe even a tsunami!
Gotta wonder how that conversation went.
God: You know, Pat, I’ve been thinking, what with hurricane season coming up and all, that I should probably smack the East Coast of the US around a bit. And maybe, just maybe, if you’re really good, I’ll even throw in a tsunami! Would you like that?
Pat: Oh, yes, God! I’d love it! Please, please, please hit the US with a tsunami!
On the other hand, I would be impressed to see him don a kilt and hook a washing machine to his penis. That there’s a real man’s work (and you better believe he’d be saying a sincere prayer for that, at least).
Wake me up when he can leap tall buildings with a single bound.
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On the other hand, I would be impressed to see him don a kilt and hook a washing machine to his penis. That there’s a real man’s work (and you better believe he’d be saying a sincere prayer for that, at least).
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Between that image and your name, I really need to scrub my brain.
My favorite Robertsism occurred several years ago, when he predicted that the wrath of God would descend on Orlando because Disney World didn’t deny entry to godless faggots. The next major storm hit Virginia Beach VA, which just happens to be the home of Robertson’s own Christian Broadcasting Network.
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BTW, Pat is now claiming that God has told him that the East Coast of the US is going to be hit with some major storms this year, and maybe even a tsunami!
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I believe that the Northwest was the projected target of the tsunami, prolly because Washington and Oregon tend to trade places as the least religious state in the Union.
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Wake me up when he can leap tall buildings with a single bound.
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Just…not when he’s wearing that kilt, okay?
Praying for Supreme Justices to die and recommending the assassination of foreign heads of state is barely scratching the surface. After reading about some of Pat’s real shenanigans, it amazes me he’s kept out of prison.
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Gotta wonder how that conversation went.
God: You know, Pat, I’ve been thinking, what with hurricane season coming up and all, that I should probably smack the East Coast of the US around a bit. And maybe, just maybe, if you’re really good, I’ll even throw in a tsunami! Would you like that?
Pat: Oh, yes, God! I’d love it! Please, please, please hit the US with a tsunami!
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Pat: And then, the oral sex!
<Sideshow Bob> Nnnurghhhnnnn. </SB>
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Chuck Norris can leg press 2,000 pounds with his middle leg.
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Wilford Brimley can nipple-press 4,000 pounds, due to his diabetes…with the help of Liberty Medical.
And Quaker Oatmeal.
It’s the right thing to do.
Robertson is a consummate :wally
Just to clear things up, I definately think it’s bullshit.
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Well now, we know who tugs on Superman’s cape.
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Do you suppose he spits into the wind, too?
They are claiming that limited motion leg presses are legitimate and that 3000+ pounds is possible. Even so, 2/3rds of what’s humanly possible? I’m not seeing it.
Thank God Pat Robertson has finally found a health program that gives him the strength to lift the ponderous weight of his own gi-normous cock. I dispaired that he was doomed forever to carve deep trenches wherever he walked. Mind you, when he dies he’ll will still have to be buried well below the standard six feet for the sake of decency.
Pat is liar and deserves to get raped by a bear.
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Pat Robertson, man or superman?
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Super Duper Superman!
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…in setting the record he blew out all the capilaries in his eyes.
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Oh, my God! Wouldn’t that blind you?
Bah! Superman can easily beat a bear! He needs to get raped by Doomsday. Or Chuck Norris.
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Super Duper Superman!
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Oh, man…a random Der Fuhrer’s Face reference earns you a major salute from here!
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Bah! Superman can easily beat a bear! He needs to get raped by Doomsday. Or Chuck Norris.
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Wilford Brimley. Ol’ Wil could easily EAT a bear, and rape Chuck Norris 'til Doomsday.
SuperPat doesn’t stand a chance. He WISHES he had diabetes. But he doesn’t, and he never will. God won’t let him have the glory. Or the walrus mustache.
Eat sugar, SuperPat!