Maybe they can do a cold open with their Scaramucci character playing Hallelujah on the piano, and having the piano stool pulled out from under him.
The show is topical. A month or so from now, there will have been so many new travesties that this will be forgotten.
I like that better. 
From the comments to the Washington Post article: “Watch, he will be replaced by Martin Shkreli.”
I’m not surprised at all. I figured that either him or Kelly would be gone before the end of the day.
I was kind of hoping Kelly would go because chaos.
And now, he never will.
Oh, Kelly will go. I cant’ imagine him putting up with Trump’s bullshit tweets, and I can’t imagine Trump stopping his bullshit tweets.
Plus, Kelly has no insider Washington experience, and is likely going to make more than a few enemies if he goes in with military bluster and “Follow my orders you scum!” attitude.
Well I was looking forward to some great comedy but at least I can get Bohemian Rhapsody out of my head now.
Ten days - wow. Moochie, we hardly knew ye…
Yes
We have now answered the OP question definitively. Thank you and goodnight.
(To tune of “Mariuch Love-a da Pooch”)
For ten long days, da prez had a Scaramooch
But Scaramooch - he screw-a da pooch.
For ten long days, he love-a his Scaramooch
Then Scaramooch - he screw-a da pooch.
When you work in Washington, you careful as can be
Before you talk-a to da press, you s’pose to THINK, you see!
For ten long days, da prez had a Scaramooch
He screw da pooch - goo’bye-a-da Mooch.
Brilliant move by Trump to screw over Saturday Night Live. How many scripts did they have to trash?
On a monday? Probably not many.
I thought SNL was between seasons anyway.
*No more Mooch, no more Mooch, now he plays the sad banjo … *
I’ve got to deal with Cab Calloway:
*Let me tell you all a story 'bout Scara the moocher
He had a big shot Wall Street future
He said he was the roughest, toughest alpha male
But he set himself up for the White House fail
Hi de hi de hi de hi
Ho de ho de ho de ho
He de he de he de he
[Trump]You’re fired[/Trump]
*
Poor Smoochie… God punished Cain to a life of wandering for killing Abel.
“Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked.”
Damn, I had Mooch over Bannon. I didn’t even beat the spread and Bannon is still there!
From that article:
But…but, under O’bama all those stats were fake. Trump said to believe him when he told us that. 
Also, wasn’t he trying to sell his company to a Chinese firm for huge millions? He needed governmental approval for the deal. There was speculation that’s one of the reasons he wanted to get into the WH and suck up to Trump.
What happens now to Scaramucci’s $180 million SkyBridge Capital deal with China’s HNA Group?