anyone nodice SmileyDeath’s posts? seems to have just started today…
hes new… hes 14… he posts alot… he uses alot of smiley faces. and he wonders why they teach math.
Anyone have a prediction on if hes gonna last a week? Think hes just plain too young and will get ripped to shreds first time someone diagrees with him? Think hes showing remarkable maturity for such a young’en?
what age do you think someone typically should be to reach the level of discussion this board has as a standard?
A topic about me!
Oh boy!
A harmless but mildly annoying, one-line drive-by poster whose posts tend to be pork-rind-esque in their lack of filling, toothsome goodness.
Now that I’ve pimped my autobiography, I’d have to say SmileyDeath might turn out OK if he lurks and learns a bit longer.
Well, no smileys, but there’s nothing particularly striking about your post. Not much in the capitalization or apostrophe departments, that’s for sure.
I can be serious and discuss things.
Oh no, I’m 14 I could never debate anything.
I don’t know. You’ve made it this long with out punctuation marks and capitalization skills …
Yay.
I’ll be nice and discuss things with paragraphs and things…
Yeah…
Oh, I’d say you’re at about the right age to become a mastur debater.
Are you trying to tell me something?
Anyone know who the fuck the OP is?
I sure don’t. 
I see this as less of a test of our boards, our patience, and our moderators, and more as an experiment in attention span.
If he can stick around, Smiley will probably end up as a really interesting human. But with a wide world of cars, illegal intoxicants, and genitalia out there, I doubt the boards will hold his interest for long.
Don’t forget sweaty men grappling each other.
As long as no one tells him about the secret Stoned Naked Dopers in their Ferraris Forum.
Do you like gladiator movies? Ever seen a grown man completely naked?
Maybe this boy has promise, after all.
Durrr… huh? Wha? Umm… yeah. Okay.
Kids today. Go figure.
Ever heard of wrestling?
Eh. To hell with all this “Is he gonna make it? Is he? Is he?” crap.
Th’ real question here, gents an’ ladies – is will th’ kid keep up th’ pace?
SmileyDeath sure is makin’ this board that bit more interesting right now, any rate … (cool nick, too).
How am I keeping thing’s interesting? 
Once you hit the cars and intoxicants and so on, wrestling will probably seem a lot less interesting to you. Or, possibly, a lot more interesting…