Is Supergirl doomed to a life of only oral sex?

[Acsenray]

@ekedolphin

Isn’t Superman her cousin or something?

First cousins can marry in most places.

[astro]

@Biggirl

This thread reminds me of the half-good movie with Will Smith who was a super hero, Hancock. A great movie before it was destroyed by Charlize Theron’s character. Anyway, in the beginning of the movie, I almost kills a girl trying to have sex with her.

I saw the movie and do not recall that scene.

[Bryan_Ekers]

In the new Supergirl series, the lead actress has pierced ears for some reason, suggesting that for some time after she arrived on Earth at age 13, she was not immediately invulnerable, so…

[Biggirl]

@astro

I saw the movie and do not recall that scene.

The opening scene. The girl in the trailer, either before or right after the opening credits.

[SandyHook]

@Bryan_Ekers

In the new Supergirl series, the lead actress has pierced ears for some reason, suggesting that for some time after she arrived on Earth at age 13, she was not immediately invulnerable, so…

She could have had here ears pierced before coming to earth. Ms Hook’s grandfather pierced her’s when she was 5.

[Bryan_Ekers]

@SandyHook

She could have had here ears pierced before coming to earth. Ms Hook’s grandfather pierced her’s when she was 5.

I checked the scenes on Krypton (and her early days on Earth) with the younger actress. Her long hair makes it difficult to verify if she has pierced ears or not.

[SandyHook]

@Bryan_Ekers

I checked the scenes on Krypton (and her early days on Earth) with the younger actress. Her long hair makes it difficult to verify if she has pierced ears or not.

Dang! This is the sort of thing which makes cutting edge research so difficult.

[kaylasdad99]

@SandyHook

Isn’t kryptonite always deadly to superpersons? It’s been a long time since I’ve read any superman literature so I may be misremembering. But thinking about it a bit I remember that different colors of kryptonite have different properties. So possibly specially made ribbed kryptonite might enhance her pleasure.

@The_Other_Waldo_Pepper

The regular stuff weakens them first; it’d eventually kill them, but as long as it’s taken away in time, the effect promptly wears off.

There’s also the fact that once a Kryptonian has recovered from exposure to a specific specimen of kryptonite, he/she receives immunity to that chunk.

I saw that in a Superboy comic book I read at my cousin’s house when I was a kid.

[The_Other_Waldo_Pepper]

@kaylasdad99

There’s also the fact that once a Kryptonian has recovered from exposure to a specific specimen of kryptonite, he/she receives immunity to that chunk.

I saw that in a Superboy comic book I read at my cousin’s house when I was a kid.

That’s for the red ones, which have a weird effect. (Superman now has the head of a bug for 24 hours! Superman has been turned into a giant for 24 hours! Superman has amnesia for 24 hours!) And then there’s gold kryptonite, which causes a permanent loss of all powers. And et cetera. But the same piece of Green K can, IIRC, affect Superman repeatedly: always weakening him, and slowly killing him.

[SandyHook]

@kaylasdad99

I saw that in a Superboy comic book I read at my cousin’s house when I was a kid.

Okay! Now we’re talking solid research.
But wait, SM’s been exposed to green kryptonite many times and it kicks his butt every time. This seems to suggest that if SG’s dildo is made of some non green kryptonite she’s good to go (assuming a previous non lethal exposure).

[kaylasdad99]

Nope, I distinctly recall him being so weakened by the ordeal that Pa Kent was even able to take Clark to the Smallville Tonsorial Emporium for a haircut.

It wasn’t until the end of the story that we found what they were up to.

[Robot_Arm]

@Skald_the_Rhymer

… by all accounts, he and Lois had a vibrant sex life before the latest reboot, without her complaining that his skin felt like steel.

Complaining?

[Ukulele_Ike]

“Kryptonite Dildo” is the name of my next band.

[gaffa]

@Ukulele_Ike

“Kryptonite Dildo” is the name of my next band.

I want royalties!

[stui_magpie]

@SandyHook

Let’s face it, that whole impenetrable thing is gonna make that first time a pretty tough hurdle for the average guy. So unless Superman and she hook up, is Supergirl going to be a virgin for life?

How about butt sex? There’s no physical barrier but it can be a fairly hard push, especially at first. There any hope there for the poor girl in that area?

Is she doomed to a life of only giving/getting oral sex?

I don’t see why a vibrator wouldn’t work just fine for her, so there’s that. If she was into rougher sex she could use a jackhammer.

So what think all of ye?

I think I laughed out loud at the Jackhammer, then found the mental picture strangely arousing :o

Captain Marvel (Or Shazam as he’s now known) would have the stuff to do the job, super strength and invulnerability without even being kryptonian, but not sure how that would work with his alter ego (Billy Batson) being a 12 year old boy.

[Ukulele_Ike]

Oh, LOTS of 12 years old boys have whacked it to Supergirl.

[Trinopus]

Oral sex isn’t the only alternative; there’s good old-fashioned tribadism. (One variant is called “scissoring.”)

[stui_magpie]

@Ukulele_Ike

Oh, LOTS of 12 years old boys have whacked it to Supergirl.

Yeah but I don’t think she’d actually boned many.

Anyone know what the age of consent was on Krypton?

[Horatio_Hellpop]

She could hook up with Captain Marvel or Orion. As she’s active in the Legion, with Mon-El and Ultra-Boy. I’m sure she can work this out.

[Ukulele_Ike]

Should Ultra Boy choose Super Strength, or Invulnerability?