Is the Straight Dope a cult?

Is it?..is my immortal soul in jeopardy by being here?

Big time, dude. Wait til we start brainwashing you.


“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket

THESTRAIGHTDOPECULT

Maybe yer pal Satan should answer that one.


All you need to start an asylum is an empty room and the right kind of people.

There are no other message boards.
There are no other message boards.
There are no other message boards.
There is only one message board.

Is the Straight Dope a cult?

Yes. A very, very dangerous one.

RUN!! while there’s still time!!!


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Now that you’re in the cult of The Straight Dope, let me tell you about the sub-cult of The First Church of David B… Come to Great Debates for all the info.

Forget it, David - I worship at the feet of the true Gauddess! :wink:


Enough of voting for the lesser of evils - vote Cthulhu 2000!

Altho that’s mostly because her Moderator Hat is much cooler than yours.

I wonder if I can sneak out of here without being noticed

Not a chance bedboy! Once entered…there is no turning back!


I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!

Yes, but MPSIMS is the only forum with it’s own official saint.


Saint Eutychus H.M.S.H.
" ‘He is a prince’ , the minstrels sing.
Among men, yes. Among fools he is a king."

Disney Shorts
The Eutychus Papers

and SD is the Messenger of Cecil

Five times a day we face Chicago.

::Preparing the sacrificial rites altar::

Who brought the chicken blood??


I’ll buy that for a dollar.

That was chicken blood?
Damn, I thought that juice tasted funny.

pat

The Cult of Reason.

Is it today that we are going to sacrifice a virgin to Saint Eutychus55?


Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

YES! But there’s help at hand.

Send $10,000 to Rev. OldBroad.

Special 2% discount if you order your computer exorcism at the same time.

Operators are standy by!

Operators are WHAT???

stand i n g by.

sheesh!