Is the Straight Dope a cult?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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And chant, " Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!"

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Hey, anybody seen Guano lately??

And bedboy, don’t think you’ve done your street corner stint yet. Start practicing now: wild glitter in the eye, shoving leaflets at scurrying pedestrians, etc.

And you haven’t turned over all your worldly goods to the Dopers yet. We’re awaiting your certified check.

Veb

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Should we tell him about the initiation ritual?

Dr. Watson
“The teaching of sects education should be mandatory.”

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You don’t really need those material posessions. Really. Give them up! They can’t possibly make you as happy as we will! We’ll fill your mind with knowledge, and set your soul free!
(Hey guys! Look! He’s giving up his stuff! Woohoo! I got dibs on the George Foreman grill!)

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Cult?! Hell no!! I can stop this anytime I want to.

…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon
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Yup…anytime…just walk out that door…

…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon
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Cults are a group of people with a purpose that is really out of society’s norms…hey look at that…getting close to that 500th post there…whoohooooo

Naaa…you gotta be some kind of idiot to be in a cult

…send lawyers, guns, and money…

       Warren Zevon
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RTF said:

Who actually worships me, lest you forget. Thus, whether you know it or not, you’re still one of my followers.

That’s the last time I loan somebody a hat thinking they’ll look funny in it! Jeez!

Besides, we Gods know you’re lying. It’s because she has a belly button ring and I don’t.

Eutychus said:

Pah! What’s a lousy saint compared to a God?! Besides, we do have a saint in GD – I sainted DrFidelius for his patience in dealing with Phaedrus.

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Where am I? And what am I doing here!

Girlbysea (AKA: ChiefScott’s GBS)

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Those aren’t noodles David…They’re MAGGOTS! You’re eating maggots…

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It’s really not so bad, now that the slaughterhouses have closed down.

Uke

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What the…???

30 years of no sex, then I get ritually slaughtered?

Somebody sleep with me now!!!

The Legend Of PigeonMan

  • Shadow of the Pigeon -
    Weirdo of the Night
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sigh

Well, alright then Guano… just don’t tell anyone, OK?

Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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Thanks, CF, you’re donating your girlfriend? That’s very kind of you.

Whew!

:slight_smile:

The Legend Of PigeonMan

  • Shadow of the Pigeon -
    Weirdo of the Night
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Well, what can I say, I’m a nice guy.

So where are those 46 camels?

Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk

"You know how complex women are"

  • Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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ONE OF US (O)
ONE OF US (B)
ONE OF US (E)
ONE OF US (Y)
ONE OF US
CULT…never…

well, at least one person wants to meet me…
http://fathom.org/polldata/pollcheck.adp?poll=dope-page5&question=62

Cheers!!

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Did anyone tell him about the chips? Doesn’t hurt a bit, and just a small scar in the hair line.

Mistress Kricket

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Ooh! I LOVE that movie!

“Sleep all day. Party all night. Never grow old. Never die. It’s fun to be a vampire.”

Wasn’t Kiefer perfect in that role?! Sooo seductively evil. (Only, Kiefer was David, Jason Patric was Michael - Michael was eating the maggots.)

“Whoa, Michael! You’re a vampire! I’m gonna tell mom!!”

StoryTyler
“Not everybody does it, but everybody should.”

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No, of course not.

Here, have some Kool-Aid.

Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.

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*Look in my eyes
What do you see?
The Cult Of Personality

I know your anger
I know your dreams
I’ve been everything you wanna be
Oooh, I’m The Cult Of Personality*

Welcome. I am Number One.

You are Number Six.

You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.