HAIL CECIL
HAIL CECIL
HAIL CECIL
Am I lost? SD to the end
whatever
Is it grape? Gee thanks!
yes cecil, we hear and obey.
Mistress Kricket
Doobieous of Nine verbally communicates:
We are the Straight Dope, you will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.</Borg>
I myself am an incorrigible conlang slut. I love oral lex.
This reminds me of something rather off-topic. But what the hell, I’ll tell it anyway - completely contrary to my normal posting style, which is ALWAYS on topic.
When the Star Trek: TNG episode “Best of Both Worlds” was filmed, the following occurred. Jean-Luc Picard walked out onto the set from his dressing room. For the first time, he was dressed and made up as Locutus of Borg and he looked VERY impressive. He walks to his spot for the next shot and is asked to do a sound check. With the entire crew still staring in awe at the amazing outfit, he loudly says:
“I am Locutus of Borg. Anybody wanna buy a Pontiac?”
All fell down laughing, etc. etc.
Well, I thought it was pretty funny 
Coldfire
Voted Poster Most Likely To Post Drunk
"You know how complex women are"
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
Well, David B, the day you get a belly-ring is the day I fall out the window unto Sainthood. Got my bungee cords ready…
bedboy: just ask Jophiel about UncleBeer’s hazing ritual.
Of course the SDMB isn’t a cult…KILL Bedboy, KILL Bedboy…
What’s a bedboy anyway?
(Gee, it never occurred to me that I’d joined a cult…)
I was born with the Moon in Pisces!!
Leave me alone!!
SOB!!
Nitpicker… 
And yes, Keifer was awesome in that role.
What’s a bedboy anyway?
(Gee, it never occurred to me that I’d joined a cult…)
I was born with the Moon in Pisces!!
Leave me alone!!
SOB!!
???
Where’d that dupe post come from?
ohwell…
Bed Boy, of the Legion of Substitute Heroes:
Able to lure any of several different sentient species into lying on him to fall asleep; admittedly a problematic power, as he has only so much room on his body–one Dominator would cover him up! So, he can capture one bad guy, but is tied up with that one for the duration of the skirmish.
(Yep, I’ve read WAY too many comic books.)
Hey, Cyberian says we’re a cult. We must* be a cult. Cyberian never lies.
Tom~
HEY! Wait just a darn minute here! This is a cult? A CULT??? Nobody told me, honest.
whimper i want my mommy… :eek:
Coldfire: I also thought that was hilarious!!! I love Patrick Stewart!
You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.
L.L.
"bedboy (putting my arm around your shoulders and leading you deeper into the den)
Our first class only takes 48 hours of listening to Cecil read to us from all of his books, then the next 10 hours are about introducing you to why you don’t feed the trolls (they get fat and comfy, don’tcha know, and they just WON’T leave) We are allowed to sleep for a whole 30 minutes and then we are awakened by Purplecrackwhore singing ‘We are all one in this big ol world’ You’ll love it here!! Of course you won’t be allowed (ooops) I mean, it’s BEST if you don’t see or speak to your family for the first year, but after that, why, invite 'em all over for our suppertime fest!!
Now, here’s your pillow, and lean against the wall, reading time is about to start!!"
No, of course it’s NOT a cult, you big silly!!!
“Erlich, the woman is a TURNIP!!”
“I know, but my mom always told me to eat my vegetables!”
you people scare me
You can all relax, we are not a cult after all, not the SDMB anyway, it’s just a popular message board completely controlled by the Chicago Reader.
OK, OK, I think someone needs to reassure the boy. Seriously, now.
A cult? No, of course not. We’re not a cult. Cecil occasionally claims near-divine intelligence, but that’s meant as a joke. Anyway, Cecil isn’t even a real person (as far as I can tell), so there’s not much chance of cultically devoted SDMB’er’s, oh, bearing his children out of misguided adoration, say. It’s a joke, and anyone can get in on it, and there’s not really even a religious dimension to it.
Unfortunately, the typical SDMB addict has a weird and irreverent sense of humor, which you have excited. For an example, after having just said all of the above, I think, “Wait–or am I describing Discordianism there?”
Oh, and sorry about mocking your name. After all, :rolleyes:I should talk.
foolsguinea
“In my nightmares I am chased by algorithms”–crewman Celes, ST:V