My favorite snack of an evening is to chop up some veggies, mix in a little soy sauce, and top it off with some canned oysters. (Yes, I know, I’m a fucking weirdo. I wish people would quit telling me this. )
Anyhoo, for about the past 3 months, they are gone from store shelves. The slot is there for them with the price tag, but it’s empty. Wal-Mart, Target, Krogers, Foodland, Food Lion, etc. It doesn’t matter. Empty spot where the canned oysters go. I can get smoked oysters, but those are poor substitutes.
Where are my canned oysters?