Blaster Master’s plan is pretty good. Imagine you posted a picture in which your back was visible. What playful way would you like for another man to compliment your butt? Take that as a starting point.
My codeword with friends is “generous”.
In FB I’d use it if a female friend has made a comment before, but never the first.
In real life I’d use it if the occasion appeared.
Do you have a newsletter? Your ideas excite me.
I think women can get away with this more than men. I’ve commented on a Facebook photo of a friend of mine (Something along the lines of “Va Va Voom!”).
Right, on Facebook you are potentially broadcasting to the world. Keep it under 1960s TV broadcast standards, it’s not that hard. Complement her outfit and how well she wears it, she knows to what it calls attention.
In private, with someone who is very close and with whom there is much trust, I second then going ahead with “Dddaaaayyuuuummm, Girl!”
Mr. Avery did provide some very good etiquette lessons, yes.
At the finer establishments, you should give her at least a one for each one. And do so by dipping the notes into her cleavage. The more you know…
Like this
Here’s how you do it.
Have you asked your wife her opinion?
On Facebook “you look really nice in that dress”
Try and keep in mind that you probably don’t know everyone she’s ever friended on Facebook. Her conservative Christian boss might not appreciate being reminded she has a nice rack.
I disagree…a good friend OR gay or female friend can say more - but not on Facebook. If you are gay or a straight female - you can get by with more without being creepy. But if you are male and straight, keep your comments to innocent.
(My Facebook is locked down tight for this reason. I don’t need my coworkers finding the “nice rack” comments that my friends seem to think are funny or flattering. Plus, sometimes I want to post pictures which I know show off my assets, my coworkers don’t need to see those either.)
The proper time to tell a woman she has nice breasts is when you’re naked in bed with her, lying on your back, watching those lovely boobs sway gently as she pumps her hips forward and back, her eyes closed and face flushed with pleasure. In this context, it is polite to say something along the lines of “Oh my god, baby, your tits blow my mind.”
If this was in person I would make a joke about how good my boobs look.
She gets what I’m saying without me saying it.
It’s all about what you don’t say.
If you have to ask, you lack the tact to pull it off, IMHO.
It’s facebook. Say whatever would be OK to say to her in front of her mom. And your mom. And your wife.
“You look yummy.”
Because they’ll all be reading whatever you write.
Women want to be appreciated for their brains, not their bodies. Tell her she has beautiful frontal lobes.
This. Otherwise, it’s best for straight men to be discrete about how much they like a lady’s boobs.
Then add: “you’re why cavemen painted on walls!”
How about the old Playtex “Cross Your Heart” bra?
Female friend:
“Helen is that really you???”
(Helen does this weird 'crossing herself" - but actually drawing attention to the straps of her bra)
"Yes, it’s really me111
This really was on national TV for a decade or so:
Your boobs look so different!
Yes, Arn’t they perky? I found this wonderful bra that
wait for it
“Lifts and Separates”
Following that lead:“My your boobs look well lifted and separated!” might work…
ugh.