Hey, I don’t even like sharing Judaism with him.
Bryan Ekers is Jewish
Adam Sandler, too
Put them together
And Bryan Ekers will kill you!
I watched the 10:30 syndicated version of King of Queens last night. It was the episode where Kevin James’s character goes to his family reunion and meets up with his HS buddy, played by Adam Sandler. The sub-plot of the episode had two of the more minor characters in some convoluted charade that boiled down to “this person thinks I’m gay. ha ha ha”
Did they just quit after that? Jeez.
We may claim Tom Cruise, but that doesn’t mean we’re happy about it.
I will not after quaffing lots of sherry,
I will not even with Dave Barry,
I must not, cannot watch Chuck and Larry!
Altogether now (apologies if I left anybody out)!
I will not watch it on a ferry,
I will not watch it while being wary,
I will not watch I Now Pronounce you Chuck and Larry.
I will not watch it 'cause my chest is hairy,
I will not watch it with Commodore Perry,
I surely will not watch I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.
I will not watch when robed in terry,
I will not watch with Richard Scarey,
I will not watch you, Chuck and Larry.
I will not watch though I’m a fairy.
I won’t for all the cash I could carry.
I simply will not watch Chuck & Larry.
I will not watch it eating berries
I will not watch it with Buckcherry
I will not watch it on the prairie.
I will not watch you, Chuck and Larry!
Bryan Ekers is Jewish
Adam Sandler, too
Put them together
And Bryan Ekers will kill you!
I will not after quaffing lots of sherry,
I will not even with Dave Barry,
I must not, cannot watch Chuck and Larry!
That next to last stanza seemed a little strange, but it* was* a poem in the thread.
I would rather sell Glengarry
or nursemaid a dromedary
or drink my 12th bloody mary
than watch a frame of Chuck & Larry!
Meh, now you’re just being contrary.
Even though you call me contrary,
my opinion on this will not vary.
This movie will be worse than a stinkberry!
I will not watch Chuck & Larry.
Not even for that one scene where he
lets Kevin James pop his anal cherry
would I see Sandler in Chuck and Larry
The Animal had a single chump,
And Chuck and Larry two,
Or else the other way around,
I’m never sure-- are you?
I won’t resort to naming names
Just burn the film in hottest flames
Destroy it all, frames upon frames
Let Hollywood - nay, the world! - forget
Sandler and James.
Why can’t they be both? 
Well, if we needed any more confirmation that Chuck and Larry is a truckful of suck, Adam Sandler just spent like 8 minutes on the Daily Show talking about the goatee he’s wearing for his new movie, and mentioned C&L for about 2 seconds at the end.
He doesn’t even want to discuss it.
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Saw it tonight. Avoid at all costs. Aside from the homophobia it’s also racist and sexist and not in a funny way.
As an aside, I’m against the death penalty and I’m not one of those people who ever says “I’m against the death penalty but I’ll make an exception for [insert scumbag here],” but Rob Schneider needs to die. For the sake of all humanity, Rob Schneider needs to die.
Which toe?
Camel?
Science bless you, soldier.
I really did a double-take when I saw his “Asian” character in the movie trailer. “Surely I did not just see that,” I said to myself. Or if I did, surely, surely there must be something more to it than Rob Schneider doing a severely ridiculous, way-outdated Asian stereotype shtick. It has to be an ironic parody of shit like Mickey Rooney’s Breakfast at Tiffany’s character, right? No? (Judging from the capital nature of this offense, I’m guessing not.)
The commercials for this stupid flick
Leave me feeling very wary.
If it were a police lineup, could you pick
Which one is Chuck? Which one is Larry?