I submit for your consideration: Afternoon Delight
Tiny Tim singing pretty much anything.
I’ll see your Afternoon Delight and raise you with Brand New Key.
My daughter liked that song. When she was 7.
Perfect example of the ones I hate the most, lyrically: where they’re full of sly wink wink nudge nudge double-entendres to slip crap past the censors. For years I took them at face value, that it was about model rocketry, 2 people enjoying launching missiles into a clear blue summer sky. When I found out years later that it most certainly was not about that, I got massively pissed at the cheeky tongue-in-cheek language in question, esp. since the music itself was so mellow and inoffensive.
JUST SAY WHAT YOU REALLY MEAN, ASSHOLE!
I’m fucking her brains out in the afternoon and delighting in doing so!
There. Is that so umm err hard?
My condolences on the loss of your friendship.
Gonna find my baby gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight
…
…the thought of lovin’ you is getting so exciting
Sure, skyrockets were used in the song as metaphor, but otherwise I think the song lyrics are about as clear about what was going on as ‘70s AM radio would allow.
Is there anyone who likes Highlander 2?
No, because it doesn’t exist (old board and/or internet meme).
Plan 9 from Outer Space is a very badly made movie, but it’s unintentionally funny. A lot of people like it just because of that. Robot Monster is another cult classic that’s so bad it’s funny.
On the other hand, Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is just bad. I forced myself to sit through it and cringed the entire time. It’s not funny. It’s just awful.
Here’s a list of lowest-rated movies on imdb:
https://www.imdb.com/chart/bottom/
I haven’t heard of most of the movies on this list. Here are some notable ones I recognize:
The Hottie & the Nottie
Battlefield Earth
Gigli
Cats
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey
Jaws: The Revenge
Left Behind
Catwoman
The Emoji Movie
Barb Wire
Batman & Robin
Mac and Me
Wikipedia has this list of movies with 0% Rotten Tomatoes ratings:
Again, I don’t recognize most of them. Ones I do recognize include Bolero, Look Who’s Talking Now!, Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever, and Left Behind (also in the above list).
For some reason, Leonard Part 6 isn’t in either of these lists. I include it here for completeness.
Now, now, he actually had a good singing voice outside of the falsetto put-on.
I would’ve linked “Then I’d Be Satisfied With Life” (his fine country music song) except YouTube seems to want you to “log on” when linking songs now.
Oh I am well aware of that. It doesn’t make it any less annoying and calculated.
This would get my vote.
On if your exposure is limited to “Tip Toe Through the Tulips”.
One of my favorites…
There can be only one.
a/k/a House Of The Rising Sun.
Barney and Friends.
At least Teletubbies was so weird that we could be fascinated by it for a few minutes.