Huh, I thought it was a pipe!
Wearing sunglasses backwards is a new level of douchebaggery? He doesn’t have a fake tan, wife beater shirt, logo belt, or excessive amounts of bling as far as I can tell.
Oh wait, this is the era where everything is true if you can make it 140 characters or less, so you need to trim off 26 characters.
Sure does. Maybe he should realize that as a wealthy, succesful celebrity he does not NEED to attempt to come across as some sort of a dudebro.
And come on, in the field of macho posturing about the beeyotches, your own immediate family is usually considered off limits for crass commemt. “Your daughter’s a fine piece of ass” is not something normal fathers just go along with.
You mean this Barbara Res?
Maybe the next Apprentice will be a Competitive Battle?
The Whore Queens Of The Beltway: Maryland vs DC
(Last Man Standing Loses)
I doubt Donald has molested his daughter(s). The creepy touching, the even creepier comments and the statement (by Ivanka herself) that he likes to walk in on underaged girls while they’re changing clothing suggest that he has some serious boundary issues but I’m not willing to upgrade him to full pedophile status without some kind of evidence.
What little I’ve seen of Ivanka does indicate that she is “classy, graceful, and well-versed in international affairs”, traits I can only assume she gets from her mother.
I’m surprised you have the time to post inane shit like this, what with having Trump’s dick in your mouth 24/7.
His hands are free. It’s not like there’s anything to hang on to.
I doubt Trump was very involved in either of his daughters’ upbringings. If he had been, he might have developed a little empathy for them. The way he talks about his daughter’s appearance is gross, and cannot be excused as locker room bro-talk.
Hey, it’s the 21st Century, if the young lady is the one who has more money or social rank she can go ahead and break out the wallet.
That backwards shades are a stoopid look, well, that’s pretty much a majority opinion among those of us old enough to be their parents but we have bigger things to worry about.
That’s OK. Do you have a daughter and can I grab her by the pussy? Because that’s what your hero brags about.
They do look like America Psycho 80’s serial killers.
Sasha will probably turn out fine (although I do wonder how her massive ass mother feels about her eating at a burger joint, especially after Moochelle spent the last 8 years trying to prevent everyone else’s kids from eating what they want).
It’s her older sister who we should really be concerned with: that diplodocus-sized ass she twerked into the faces of unsuspecting audience a few weeks ago has a real danger of soon being attached to some serious thunder-thighs. Girly will hit the wall by the age of 21, and probably 200 lb by 23, if she doesn’t watch that shit.
Ivanka Trump, though, despite popping out 2 or 3 kids by now and probably hitting 40 pretty soon, is a different story… Muy caramba! She still has good 10-15 years before hitting the wall…
You’d be lucky to get within 100 yards of women like that.
What with all the restraining orders…
Hole macro, that’s fine-looking family! All praise be to Allah for helping us avoid seeing this thing for the next 4 years in the White House…
This thread is a real asshole alert.
Sorry to disappoint you, but can’t say that I do…You should visit local bars, you should be able to grab some, unless you’re a complete mess…
I’ll admit, though, I did start questioning wisdom of pussy grabbing a few weeks ago, after I met a recently divorced teacher/mother of two at Pete’s a few weeks ago.
After all was said and done, she muttered something or other about “salty glue” and immediately reminded me of this “little” miss piggy, who apparently kept journal with entries such as “July 10. First time I was covered in salty glue”. Is the “salty glue” a new thing among the teachers, like that douchy backward-wearing sunglasses thing?
I left the house and never called her back, although compared to her salty-glue loving Las Vegas colleague, she was a goddess…
In all fairness, compared to this guy… no, you’re still a fucking retard.
Well, Mrs. Trump[sup]3[/sup] is hideous. Tiffany isn’t very attractive, either. Given that Trump’s construction abilities seem to be virtually non-existent, it looks like all of his creative talent was ejaculated, forming Ivanka.
I once speculated that Donald Trump’s main appeal was to assholes who wished that they could get away with being an asshole the way that Trump does. This theory appears to have some basis in reality, judging by our new board member.