Goddammit, why can’t I just become a whore to pay off my college debts? Because it’s the fucking age of AIDS, that’s why. And there are too many warped freaks out there.
Oh, for the days of bordellos and diversity among sex workers! Good luck getting a job with an escort service, Lotus, you don’t look like Pamela Anderson! Pfffffffft!
Oh, excuse me, I have to go and beg for a waitressing job.
::pulls on her job interview skirt::
Whoops, forgot to capitalize my P.
You want easy money? Sell me your soul. I’ll give you… oh… fifteen dollars.
And don’t bother going to that crook FreakFreely… his prices for souls aren’t nearly as good as mine.
Hoors! Tousands und tousands uf hoors! Bring 'em all, I marry um, ya you betcha!
Listen Sweetie, wait til you get out of school and start doing the corporate tango. They’ll teach you what real whoring is all about. Your body won’t do, they’ll need your soul for dessert. So don’t hock it to Spoofe just yet, you’re gonna need to cook and serve it to your boss later. I’ve got a strong stomach, but even I puke a little around budgeting and performance review time.
Hope that wasn’t the sound of dreams shattering up there.
speakeasy, you goat-munging bastard, you’re screwing up a sale! Shut up! 
Don’t do it, don’t do it! I’m tellin ya sweetie, it’ll be yore life and yore…
Oh. You knew that. I see. Well, at least make sure you get a good price for it anyway. Carry on.
I always use toilet paper for mine but hey, to each her own! 
And it gets better, really. I don’t think whores really make a lot of money since they usually have a few expensive habits to go along with their work. Besides, it’s so much better to fuck men with your mind rather than your body.
(Ducking and running)
I’ll sell ya my virginity. Not like I’m doing anything with it. And then you’ll have a backup.
'k, Sanibel, I’ll buy your virginity for… oh… hmmm… a few beads and a piece of thread. The green bead glows in the dark. And, hey, I’m giving you such a deal 'cuz I like your face.
And Byz… you can fuck with my mind any day, baby.
Sanibel, I’ll give you a whole box of beads and some tiger-tail beading wire to go with it, plus a bunch of seashells with holes drilled in them. I lost my virginity over a decade ago, and I can’t seem to get it back and I’m perfectly willing to buy someone else’s.
Both works for me, thanks. My face or yours?
Oh yah, I’ll hock my virginity too. It’s slightly used though.
Hey i’ll pay $20 for souls and $30 for virginities(But i get to do the honors).Also you get $10 extra for your sould if your religious,however your soul will not be accepted if you’ve sold your soul to someone else.Priests and Nuns get a $20 bonus.
Bye
Zeeshan
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