So when someone asks him what his pickup truck is like, he can hold up the rock and say “This”.
How do you feel about punctuality?
The thread is two years old and the consensus was that the story didn’t happen. The question now is whether this event has happened at some point in the past two years and I can’t prove that it didn’t. I’ll mark it down as currently unverified.
The big question is “Why would a rock have evolved into an animal?”
Answer me that!
And how would one prove that it didn’t happen?
I know it’s not true because Jesus isn’t in it.
This thread is two years old. It should have evolved into an animal by now, or at least a rock.
It should have been woven into at least a handkerchief.
I thought Jesus was the eagle.
Or maybe the rock was the petrified clump of his remains.
Well the American flag is made from the shroud of Turin.
Interpreting your last three words, I get “a cheerful readiness is not needed.”
Would you please come back so I can throw a dictionary at you?
I’m thinking of sending this in to the lovely makers of the film “God is Not Dead” to produce a film adaption.
DON’T GIVE THEM ANY MORE IDEAS!!! :eek:
Gotta admit, though – when the eagle perched on the American Flag and shed a tear, I nearly pissed myself laughing.