It’s quite true. I know a guy whose best friend was there.
Seems true to me. Why just the other day I stepped out of my house and seeing what a nice beautiful day it was I said, “Damn, I love America.” and then about 20 bald eagles flew down from the sky and when they landed they all stood at attention and saluted me then flew off trailing a giant American flag behind them.
I was totally in shock and said, “Damn, I really love America.” and then this hot ass chick with big titties dressed as the Statue of Liberty came around the corner and gave me a bj right on the spot.
Man I love America.
If you by slim chance posted this honestly, our country is in dire straights for sure. People who will believe any story will elect any well storied candidate.
There is an element of truthyness to it.
The reason the Bald Eagle shed a tear is because the NRA gun nuts in the room shot him! Made a damned tasty soup so at least there’s a happy ending!
This seems to be an excellent thing to send back to anyone who sends you right-wing glurge. (I might take out the bit about the eagle shedding a tear on the chalk, however… with that excluded, there’s a good chance that the glurge-sender will believe it.)
That’s a lot better than getting one from 20 bald eagles. I’ll never make THAT mistake again!
I think they simply mistook it for a worm…
I think the appropriate thing to do would be to attach a real professor to the thing, someone who has resigned over some other unsavory issue, so that Snopes has something to work with.
Whats frightening is that though its so obviously a parody, that there are grown adults out there, some of them who have raised families, who believe this to be true and who have the vote, exactly the same as everyone else.
Ooo, burn!
You misspelled wyrm.
You can tell the intent here of the OP by the way they haven’t returned to the thread.
Ah, but we are having fun without him.
But his simple naive charm. I miss it. I imagine that he’s full of whimsy, and might go barefoot and perhaps his smooth brow crinkles wistfully as he daydreams of picking flowers.
Is this true?
Did Jack Chick write Bioshock?!
15 tours of duty seems like a lot.
Only for someone who doesn’t love America.
What does Karl Marx have to do with a rock.
Watch out, this guy is armed with a dictionary and not afraid to use it. Brevity is a gift, alacrity is superfluous.