Is Trump confused?

More likely it’s Vance’s fantasy. All that talk about Trump dumping him and putting RFK Jr. on the ticket has to have wounded J.D.'s giant ego something fierce.

In other news: Sane-washing continues apace as major outlets decline to cover comments from September 13 about how Trump is going to take over the Giant Faucet that “they” now control, and thus stop Canada from letting Canadian water flow “aimlessly into the Pacific.” And Trump will make sure the California forests are watered with this Giant Faucet (Canadian) water, so that there will never again be a fire in California.

This is from a site that isn’t well-known but that has the best transcript of Trump’s remarks, which he made in that Palos Verdes speech he gave four days ago. The C-Span link is the entire 3 1/2-minute collection of crazy.

https://www.radiomalibu.net/monsept16/

Apparently the only way to sane-wash this is to ignore it completely—which the major news outlets seem to have decided to do.

Never mind.

They have the Internet on computers now!

“We have Bagram in Alaska”

“Check that one out. Bagram. Check that one out. ANW— it’s— it’s— no no think of this. Between Bagram. Between— you go to uhh ANWR”

Forget it, Donald, it’s Chinatown.

I thought for sure that “Kid’s Guide to Donald Trump” was a Tom Tomorrow cartoon.

This has long been on the list of things that Trumps is obsessed with but actually knows jack shit about: windmills, sharks, batteries, and California’s water. He made the same rant as president during a California wildfire. The fact that rivers flow into the ocean bugs the crap out of him.

Love the way Sarah Huckabee Sanders just lets it all wash over her, never blinking an eye at Donald’s cray-cray.

Allergic to integrity, our Sarah.

Look at the Chyron scrolling across the bottom of the first clip.
At first it says (all caps because that is what is used, “New” in brackets because it is chopped off in the clip)

[NEW] TRUMP AD KNOCKS KAMALA HARRIS AS DANGEROUSLY LIBERAL

Which is followed, immediately, by

TEAM TRUMP: DEMS’ EXTREME RHETORIC INSPIRED SECOND ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

Now, if you take as cynical a look at things as I do, you have to realize that this was not a mistake, or ever a coincidence. It had to have been done on purpose.

For what purpose, you might ask? Why to drive home the idea that “It’s OK when a Republican does it,” of course. Hypocrisy is only something the Dems can do. By definition, when MAGA does it, it is only revealing the real truth, and the truth isn’t a bad thing.

You know, there really should be some way to take advantage of this, but, sadly, there isn’t. MAGA will continue this practice, while shouting, “The Dems are trying to brainwash your children. Remove them from Public Schools so they can remain true.”

That’s why I stick by her initial diagnosis, “he’s fucking nuts.”

Yes, of course. Even while trying to sell this idea that Democratic remarks caused both Crooks and Routh to do what they did, Trump continues to call Harris “Comrade Kamala.” And of course he knows that “Communist” is a trigger for many of his armed fans.

We will see how the media treats this wildly hypocritical initiative by the Republicans (using vicious, triggering language about Democrats while complaining if Democrats utter even the mildest criticisms of Republicans). Some media figures from the “centrist” venues will fall for it, of course. They always do.

I’m always reminded of the Hanson brothers’ first appearance on ice in the movie *Slap Shot * where they immediately begin egregiously mugging their opponents (teammate: “these guys are a fucking disgrace!”). Then, when gently nudged by an opponent shortly thereafter, drop the gloves and commence the fisticuffs.

It ain’t a fair fight.

Don’t forget about the time he complained that California wasn’t raking their forests like they do in Finland. AIUI, the Finns were mystified about that one.

As far as California rivers flowing to the sea, I’m surprised he hasn’t ranted about the recent removal of four dams on the Klamath River.

I’m surprised he hasn’t noticed the rivers in Hawaii. If he’s elected, he promises to build a pipeline to bring all of that wasted water to California!

“People love our first lady. She just wrote a book called Melania. Go out and buy it. It’s great. And if she says bad things about me, I’ll call you all up and I’ll say, don’t buy it, get rid of it”

“Bigger than ruffa”

“Illegal my rants”

“God has now spared my life… It must’ve been… There are those that said he did it because Trump is going to turn this state around… We’re going to bring back religion into our country”

“Kamala Harris, have you heard of her? She was just rated the most liberal senator in the United States Senate”

“And most people don’t even know you have that many countries. You actually have over 200, but most people don’t know.”

“Springfield, Ohio. They had 32,000 illegal immigrants go there in a matter of weeks. I’m going to go there in two weeks. You may never see me again.”

“Rape of an unconscious persh, I never heard of this”

“She pledge to aboliss, does anyone here have private health care? She wants to apraw, she wants to abolish anyone who’s worked hard”

“And in the med wesh, she read this”

“We’re going to spend trillions of dollars buh”

“Get up to $15,000 in free gold and silver” is pretty classy.

Someone should remake that song “Scottie Doesn’t Know” for all of the things that Donnie doesn’t know either.

Did he just admit that he doesn’t know what’s in his wife’s book? For starters, any decent husband (yeah, I know) would make an effort to read it. He was also present for all the events Melania would be writing about, so he really ought to know what happened.

I don’t think the picture book is out yet.