He eats so much of their food that they consider him an honorary franchisee, maybe?
…get fries with that.
Does McDonald’s serve Arnold Palmers? 
Just don’t order the McHot Dog with it. They automatically super-size it.
Guillotine!!!
I’m calling bullshit! He claimed he served fries at a McDonalds, but the letter clearly says that he was “working” at a DG Torresdale’s!
DG Torresdale will sound better than McDonalds on his resume.
“I’m not 80 and I’m not that close to 80” (He turns 80 in June 2026)
“Frack frack frack, like a duck”
“We have more liquid uh— think of it. We have more gasoline and gas and we have uh oil. Converted easily into gasoline. Also oil for your house, for your air conditioning”
“Energy is so big. It’s so like amorphous. It’s all over the place. If you make donuts, it’s the stove”
“You go to a lot of cities and they rob a department store and guys are walking out with refrigerators. They have it on their back with two friend— and air conditioning and everything. And they literally are stripping”
“I have no cognitive”
Somebody learned a new word. Nobody ever knew this word before he learned it.
I believe he is correct about this. 
First thing I thought. Trump used the word “amorphous”?!?!
He was trying to say “Arnold Palmer’s enormous penis”.
He just talked about Harvey Weistein getting “schlonged” but I think in that case, that is a bad thing Well, I think that is what DJT was saying but who knows with Dementia Donny. I’m just amazed that a former president and potential future president is using the term “schlonged”. Fuck, if he is re-elected, we are definitely all schlonged, and not in any sort of good way.
Liked and subscribed.
The TV with the Sunday Night Sports just cut to a shot of Trump in a skybox. I wonder if he’s puzzled at all when he sees a genuine large crowd, like at an NFL game.
“They’re here to see me, right?”
“Yes, sir. Nobody had ever heard of this sport until you decided to come to the game.” (wipes away tear)
Yeah, I’m watching the game and saw the “Trump in the skybox” shot. The announcer explained that he’d been invited by the person who owns the box. Wonder how long he will stick around?
“Did the TV cameras show me, and did the announcers mention that I’m here?”
“Yes, sir.”
“Great, let’s go.”
I can hear cheering, music & parts of some announcements from that game from my house (1.5 miles from the stadium). I hate the very thought that DJT is that close to me.
What instructions would a lady have to give her hair stylist if she wanted to surprise her special guy with a “Harris Faulkner”? Personally, I don’t know from women’s fashions, but is that as flattering a look as she can hope for?
Bob. That’s all.
Go Google her images, she’s had every kind of hair do.