Just be thankful there isn’t a Milton Berle Regional Airport.
Going on at length about another guy’s big schlong, grooving to “YMCA”… is there something you’d like to tell us, Donold…?
Demonstrating again my cultural cluelessness, what’s the Milton Berle connection? Besides being a dead celebrity like Palmer?
Maybe they’d better start working on alternative interpretations of the MAGA acronymn now so they’ll be ready to explain it away when the grandkids find the old red cap in the attic, rather like Grandpa Hans explaining that the double lightning bolts on his old cap meant he was in the electricians’ corps.
There was this rumor …
Are you kidding me? Look at all of the tournaments he’s won over the years, two this week alone. He’s still working on getting a hole-in-one on eleven holes, like the father of his sweetheart, though.
Ahhh, yes, Milton Berle, a callback to the glory days of the 1950s, a time when men were men, women were women, and never the twain did… uh… meet…
That was cross-dressing for humor and mockery. That was allowed.
Maybe he’d like to be schlonged?
Meh I don’t buy this. Pre-2016 there was not a massive bias in how Republican vs Democrat candidates’ public statements were covered. Remember Romney’s “binders full of women”? Bush’s “is our children learning”?
That’s part of the problem. The media insists on trying to cover this like you have two candidates who are acting in good faith and are at roughly the middle of the political spectrum (even if they do have some more extreme policies they are toning them down to appeal to the median voter). That is fundamentally not the case with Trump, and covering him like that is true is doing a huge disservice to the American people.
At the risk of being mistakenly accused of defending Trump, that article is from March of this year.
I know, I know. Most of us diehard golf fans would be thrilled just be able to brag that we played a round with Arnie. Not Trump. He also outdrove the King.
I’m beginning to think Trump might be less than truthful. 
I’m looking forward to Trump‘s inaugural address ( becoming resigned to that as a possibility.) He’ll start with 30 minutes of dancing, call Kamala the c-word, tell a story about how illegal Venezuelan psychopaths burned down the city hall in Peoria, Illinois, and wrap it up with a 20 minute anecdote about Arnold Palmer’s penis.
The news anchors will gape slack-jawed…except Fox will call it the most brilliant address since Lincoln’s Second Inaugural.
Trump quote of the day:
“We’re going to take hope and make it back.”
No, the best one isn’t exactly a quote:
“How much are you getting paid?”
Trump: “Not enough! I want more!”
“Are you going to raise the minimum wage?”
Trump: “>Danger Will Robinson! Deflect, Deflect!<”
Watching his innate greed run head-long into itself is like poetry.
Didn’t realize that Trump and pro golfers showered together. Not sure where Ron Jeremy comes from, don’t want to know, but am thankful Trump was probably not holding a rally there.
This comment on the MacDonalds stunt made me chuckle:
A sign at the McDonald’s.
(A quick unproofed OCR of the text.)
DG Torresdale LLC
Dear Feasterville Community,
We plan to be closed on Sunday, October 20 until 4 p.m., to accommodate a visit at the request of former President Trump and his campaign.
While we are not a political organization, we proudly open our doors to everyone and as a locally owned and operated location, this visit provides a unique opportunity to shine a light on the positive impact of small businesses here in Feasterville. We’re equally honored to share the significance of what 1 in 8 Americans have experienced: that a job at McDonald’s is more than just a job. It’s a pathway to critical skills development and meaningful career opportunities. Having started my McDonald’s journey as a crew member in New York nearly 30 years ago. this path to economic opportunity is especially meaningful to me.
I apologize for the inconvenience of closing our restaurant and sincerely look forward to serving you very soon.
Derek Giacomantonio and my team at Feasterville McDonald’s
… marginally decreasing the severity of obesity, hypertension, and diabetes for literally hundreds of local residents.
I’m surprised the franchise agreement from McDonald’s permits this. It’s their brand, not the franchisee’s, and mega-corporations tend to avoid partisan stuff, anything beyond donating the legal amount to both campaigns.